Ok so the braces are gone but I secretly kind of liked them and I miss them. Just ask me about my retainer. It says it all. I like Loui's Red. Mostly I like that. I also enjoy a tall Guinness and a good game of "Who would you rather dry hump?" I don't like the sound of plastic bags. I will never get my ears pierced.....ever. It makes me different. I usually spend one night out of the month and go to a bar by myself. It's good to meet new people so that you can appreciate the ones you've already got. Try it. One time I laughed so hard while watching David Cross I threw up. I love kids and I think we underestimate them. I taught my Grams to swim. She was 83 at the time. I love my computer because I can download music and watch Lord of the Rings at the same time (Emily). I quote Bill Murray movies. I love swimming naked and I am really into fishing shows. One time I met Doogie Howser but he was with his boyfriend at the time and he didn't have his computer so I had no chance of obtaining my dream of cybering. I watch old sitcoms and love all 23 minutes excluding commercials. I am not the biggest fan of bridges. The love of a dog is pure. Kara was a great dog. I don't like really hot water in the shower. I recently discovered tea. I love mail. I do crossword puzzles in pen because I am just that confident. I have a slight obsession with the lives of Meerkats. I like mustard and hot sauce more than I am probably supposed to. Edward 40 Hands is by far the best drinking game ever. I can't stand romantic comedies and girl singers. To me there is nothing better than a smile from a total stranger. Whiskey and water, period. Littering is strange and vegetarianism is the easiest step towards purity I have ever taken in my life. I hate purple. You can catch me almost anytime jammin' out to some good old fashioned 80's butt rock. Oh and ladies it's really not that cool to be the "one" at a bar. You all look the same with your noses in the air. I can recite the alphabet in Olde English. I fall asleep to old episodes of Roseanne every night. Clean sheet day is my favorite day. Going to other places in the world is the only way to learn from it. Pet peeves: Tapered pants, untweezed eyebrows(MEN and women). People who don't call back. Obsessions: good presidential handshakes, the sound of my brother Nick laughing, Popsicles, wandering WalMart on Sunday afternoons (do it, you'll feel privelaged. Then go to Fry's afterwards....you will feel inherently cool)booty shorts, bikini's, my water x ladies, Terrence the Dinosaur (you can find him at the Sandbar on Friday nights),pajamas, hanging at Grams, "Power Hour" with Joe, hugs and beer bonging.
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