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About Me

I love watching whatever is the worst thing on television, that means that I watch a lot of Trucks!, public access Polka, old high school plays, and things on E--and I almost forgot, shows about morbidly obese people. I have outgrown my makeover show phase. Other than that the University of Miami pays me to instruct the youth in philosophy (I am one of those evil indoctrinating liberal professors), and to study the same subject. Someday I might get a suffix added to my name, I was thinking PhD, but then I thought Sir Farty Pants could be good. Here is a bit of my philosophy: What is good in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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My Interests

Philosophy, metal, jazz, wikipedia, politics, stand-up comedy, Julie, my suntan, karaoke (not in that order). Basically there isn't a lot of time for non-school activities.

I'd like to meet:

Airbud for a game of 1-on-1, I just know I can beat that dog if I get a chance; old friends and acquaintances, so I can bug you about what you are doing now and if you know what other people I used to know are doing; funny people; Flash Gordon, so I can sing him the Queen song; callipygous women; The Disco Godfather, Rudy Ray Moore; philosophers; Bruce Dickenson, so he can sing me a song, preferably Flight of Icarus; David Cross; Tom from Tom Goes the Mayor; other metalheads

Music:

Yyrkoon, Decapitated, 3 Inches of Blood, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Beneath the Massacre, Crowbar, Impious, At the Gates, Judas Priest, Sepultura "Chaos AD," and other metal that is too tuff to tame. NPR. Anything I can sing karaoke. Jazz saxophonists: Coltrane, Adderley, Stit, Young, Redman, among others and anyone who uses a B3 organ.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Squid and the Whale, Office Space, Wet Hot American Summer, Napolean Dynamite, Waiting for Guffman, Shaft (the original), Ernest Scared Stupid.

Television:

Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Aqua Teen, Six Feet Under, Bridezilla, Project Runway, Saved By the Bell.

Books:

East of Eden, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, A Confederacy of Dunces, Grapes of Wrath, Nobody's Fool, David Sedaris, The Count of Monte Cristo, Anna Karenina, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay.

Heroes:

Why don't you send me an email and I will see if you fit the bill.