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About Me

I'm pretty much the bees knees. Like to ride my bike, Listen to some records, paint some stuff, hate the government, school some people on some pinball and Atari, and beat up old ladies. I love Fritos & fish tacos and beer and lots of other stuff. Oh yeah, and the internal combustion engine. I was born and raised in Olympia Washington but now live around Dayton Ohia. Oh....and Life's a garden.....Dig it yo. My brother norsk vegan is more metal than you.

MY NEW REDLINE MONOCOG 29ER!

My Interests

Riding my Redline, Atari, 70's & 80's arcade games & pinball, old cars, collecting antique stuff, Fishing, Records, longboards, Pinstriping and painting, motorcycles, music, metalflake, reading. Uh, lots of other stuff too.

I'd like to meet:

The ladies..i.e. Nerdy girls. DONNA PENCIATI!!!! and uh, lots of other people. People who do and have done purposeful things in their life. Anybody with a common interest. No douchebags though. Too many of you douchie types always hangin' around bothering people. Fuckers.

Music:

Uh, lots of stuff. All of it is awesome. New rap and new country still find a way to keep suckin' though.

Movies:

Love tons of 'em. & stuff

Television:

Munsters. Gunsmoke & Bonanza. History Channel, Wren & Stimpy, Family Guy, Discovery & TLC. Learning is fun people.. Try it! shows about houses and barns and old buildings and uh, stuff. Other than that....nada. The T.V. kind of rots your brain. Heres some other good brain eating crap.........

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Books:

Black Coffee Blues, Do I Come Here Often? or any Henry Rollins book, WWII era pin up mags, JOHN STEINBECK!! (Of Mice and Men, Travels with Charley, Grapes of Wrath) Jim Kjelgaard, Louis L'Amour, Westerns, Jack London, BOOKS KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!! ..

Heroes:

Both of my grandpas. Ed Roth, Woody Gutrie. Anybody who does uh, hero type stuff.
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