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About Me

Okay, I live in Mississippi. I'm a Christian, a wife, a mommy, a fierce Democrat (I'm positive I'm the sole Dem. in MS.), a mortician (yeah, yeah, yeah). Like everyone else, only the names have changed.
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My Interests

Crafts, Scrapbooking, Cooking/Eating, Movies, and watching a lot of Television!!! Overall laziness! And, I'm very interested in Target. It's funny how they call it "interests."

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I'd like to meet:

Jesus, The Clintons, Jackie O, Hugh Laurie, Howie Mandel, Dave Ramsey, some other bald people, and the Brat Pack!!!! .. Copied from MySpace.com --

Music:

Pre 1995 with very few exceptions. I love it when my husband plays the guitar and sings for me.

Movies:

Young Frankenstein, Fire Walk with Me, Meet the Parents/Falkers, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, So I Married An Axe Murderer, and many, many more.

Television:

House, Survivor, Deal or No Deal, CSI: LV, The Biggest Loser (so inspiring), The Bachelor, Dancing Shows, Studio 60, Heroes, Golden Girls, Reno 911, Intervention, 4400, The Amazing Race!, American Idol, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, etc.

Books:

I am working my way through the Bible right now. And, not to mention, Thomas and the Big Big Bridge, The Monster at the End of This Book, The Poky Little Puppy, Goodnight Moon, Oscar's Book, Grandma and Grandpa Smith, Bugs Bunny and The Carrot Machine, Cheltenham's Party. Now, all of these books must be read upwards of three times each.

Heroes:

Jesus, Ghandi, the Clintons, the usual suspects

My Blog

Pro-Life is a euphemism.

I think it's a woman's right to choose what is best for she and her baby. We never know the circumstances surrounding the pregnancy (i.e. Rape or incest). Everyone is not as lucky in life ...
Posted by Chrystal M. Smith on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:39:00 PST

Carazy Dreamin’ Y’all

My dreams have always been a bit off kilter, but this one takes the cake. Are you ready? Here goes. Jeremy and I were on a cruise, and one of the features of the cruise was that we got to ...
Posted by Chrystal M. Smith on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

We’re adding one more.

Friends-o-mine, It's time to announce the forthcoming arrival of another Smith child. Yes, you heard it here first. We are expecting our second little bundle, and through this experience c...
Posted by Chrystal M. Smith on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:20:00 PST

Avoid at all cost. RANTS

After listening to local campaign speeches on Wednesday, I can tell you...it's just as easy to be lost in translation in the rural South as it is in a foreign city. Unintelligable grabble spewin...
Posted by Chrystal M. Smith on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:09:00 PST

My questions by Amanda Kaye

Oh, this is such b.s. I have just written this exquisite, incredible blog, when my router/modem decided to do a diagnostic test or some crap. So, you'll forgive me if this isn't up to snuf...
Posted by Chrystal M. Smith on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST

Warning: This blog contains personal information about my earwax.

This morning after showering I apparently had more water in my ears than normal. Before I continue, I must tell you that I DO NOT jam q-tips in my ears...not in the ear canal. It's just da...
Posted by Chrystal M. Smith on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

My friend's Baby

For us moms out there, it's really great news that my girl Brandy is expecting a baby. She has been through a lot, but I tell you...this girl's spirit is so overwhelmingly inspiring. Her h...
Posted by Chrystal M. Smith on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST

Scandal

I can tell you right now that if I have taken this long to get motivated to putting pictures on my page, you can be certain that I will not be a steadfast blogger. And, in true Faulkner form, I ...
Posted by Chrystal M. Smith on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:17:00 PST