I was born with a tail! If I had been born in India, I would have been worshipped as the Monkey God like that kid, instead of having it cut off and scorned as a genetic freak. But such are the vagaries of fate. The worst part is that I can't get angry and change into a giant, golden ape anymore.
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Boys, Girls, and chocolate, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Someone who doesn't send me an email that looks like he decided to forego the use of his fingers while typing, and has decided to have a monkey shit all over his keyboard instead.
Electronic music ohh yeah! I love Deep Dish and Tiesto.
Pretty Persuasion, Fight Club, Dazed and Confused, Go.
Cosmos, A Brief History of Time, When To Drink And When Not To Drink, Secrets Of Multiple Orgasms Revealed, Translation Of The Bible While On Acid.
My mom, who is so loving and always knows the right thing to say when my heart is troubled.