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Jacques Clouseau

I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth!!!

About Me

I am the real and only Jacques Clouseau, this mother fucker that americans call Steve Martin is a Wack! Don't trust him, he is an asshole with not a gramm of style, he stink!

IF YOU SEE THIS MAN :

KICK OFF HIS ASS!

He drive a smart, he is not french but Yankee, he absolutely not a Gentleman like I AM...

My Interests



Anthropologie, Martial arts, Jewels, Beautiful women...Fighting against Cato, Making the Commissaire Dreyfus becoming crazy, be in bed with beautiful women, serving the french government, finding smoking guns in the bedroom of beautiful women, put different clothes a day, put off the clothes of beautiful women, put my tongue in beautiful women...bla, bla, bla...

I'd like to meet:


Pink Panther Out-takes
envoyé par jwj

Music:

Chick Habits,
Another one bites the dust,
La marseillaise,
sometimes i'm listening for the greatest french artist : Bézu, Rest in peace Bézu...
I like to heard music from naked people...the sound is pure when they have no clothes...

Movies:

La panther rose

Television:

French TV, when they diffuse some films of Peter Sellers,
I love this actor, he make me feel good, and sometimes I manage to go in bed with beautiful woment when i talk of him...

Books:

Ceux qu'on achete à la gare, ou il y a des seins dessus avec des cibles et des armes à feu...

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