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Bloody Bassist

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About Me

"Buy the ticket, take the ride." -- Hunter S. Thompson. "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -- Dr. Johnson. I play guitar and keyboards for Calling Monroe, THE most awesome and CONTROVERSIAL rock band anywhere around here. See myspace.com/callingmonroe or visit www.callingmonroe.com. My music career has been a colorful one. I have 6 intermational releases, and I've been on a couple of U.S. tours. I work hard and play hard. I have great friends, and a totally awesome 14-year-old daughter. My pet peeves: Whiners, complainers, hypochondriacs, liars, gold diggers, and users. I have no patience for people who incessantly bitch and complain. See your MD or shrink. My education is in biology and music. I am the embodiment of Yin / Yang. You either love me or hate me, and I'm totally ok with that. What do YOU see when you live at the center of the cyclone?

My Interests

Staying fit, playing music.

I'd like to meet:

Hunter Thompson. Otherwise, Batman, God, or Santa Claus just to see if either really exists. Oh yeah...and Ron White Contact Tables

Music:

80's rock and punk, Ramones, Motley Crue, Steve Stevens, Andrew Llyod Webber.

Movies:

Shrek. Best movie I've ever seen., Grumpy / Grumpier Old Men, Modern Problems, This is Spinal Tap, ROCK STAR, A Fish Called Wanda, Mel Brooks movies, you get the idea..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel
Birthday: September 29
Birthplace: Palm Springs, Ca.
Current Location: Richmond, Va. in the Ghetto
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Chrome ;-)
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Huh?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: It's in my right shoulder...
Your Fears: Never being able to play music again. Other than that I ain't afraid of Sh*t
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is like sex... It's always good
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get out of the ghetto
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haven't Instant messager is over used
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oy vey
Your Best Physical Feature: My middle finger. Wanna see?
Your Bedtime: Who are you? My mother?
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember. I must have missed it
Pepsi or Coke: Coke ;-)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bk, if I really have to eat fast food
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Oh Jeez
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neapolitan in a banana split
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Cappuccino is for fags
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: yep
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah I'm clean.
Have you Been in Love: Indeed I have
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: It's not exactly a goal, but I'd certainly consider it with the right woman
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I suppose so
Are you a Health Freak: sort of
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Neither like nor dislike
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, I play a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nnnaaaaahhhh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Purposefully, no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sushi and panocha are my 2 favorite things to eat
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes indeed
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, I hate theives
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Massive coronary attack or anneurism during orgasm resulting from the best blowjob of my life. Otherwise, in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rock Star
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa and Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Prefer petite
Weight: Prefer thin / weight proportionate
Best Clothing Style: As long as it has a look, style really doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: Oy vey!
Number of CDs I own: over 100, less than 200
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: MANY
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't have many regrets at all
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Television:

I don't watch much TV

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Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The many textbooks I read in college.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson. He lived a life of excess, success and accomplishment. He lived and died solely on his own terms. He said, "I'd feel deeply troubled, and deeply trapped, in this world if I knew I couldn't commit suicide at any moment." That's bravery and commitment. I wish I had balls that big, and mine are pretty fuckin' big. Guitar heroes: Steve Stevens, Steve Vai.

My Blog

WTF is a BLOG??

I have no idea what a blog is, so if you wanna respond to this, please feel free. Maybe you can clue a brotha in on the "blog" thing.
Posted by Thunder Dragon! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:33:00 PST