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heyday

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who know how to take jokes with out being a complete jerk, but can also make jokes and not look stupid while doing it.

Music:

My music choices are flexible for me, ranging from Jaco Pastorius to old school rap like Grand Master Flash.

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, American History X, Orange County, Moulan Rouge, Reservoir Dogs, The Fast and the Furious, Magnolia, Enemy of the State, I, Robot, Beverly Hills Ninja, the From Dusk till Dawn series, the Howling series, The Incrediblies, Ace Ventura 1, Old School, Shallow Hal, Spiderman 2, Big Fish, V for Vendetta, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Tommy Boy, Se7en, 12 Monkeys, the American Pie Series, Saving Silverman, Fight Club, the Batman movie with Jack Nichelson,Uncle Buck, To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Last Samuria, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Big Daddy, Training Day, Apocolypse Now, Water Boy, Ladder 49, Ring of Fire: The Emmile Rose Story, Identity, the Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Gladiator, Kiss of the Dragon, Artifical Intellegince, and the Beverly Hills Cop series.

Books:

Rule of the Bone, Catcher and the Rye, The Chosen, The Promise, On the Road, One Fly Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Huckleberry Fin, Slaughter House Five, Siddhartha, Super Size Me, Beowulf, Black Boy, Lord of the Flies, The Flies, Grapes of Wrath, I Know Why the Cage Bird Sings, Othello, The Outsiders, Of Mice and Men, The Pearl, Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry, A Raisin in the Sun, The Sun Also Rises, The Da Vinci Code, To Kill a Mockingbird, Things Fall Apart, A Wrinkle in Time, Ring of Fire: The Emmile Rose Story, 1984, Beowulf, and The Color Purple.

Heroes:

Myself, Justin (the man who does what he can), Jamai (the pimp with a limp), Dan (now thats a women.....and a house and a fish and a bee.) and all the great comedians like Jim Carey, John Belushi, Jack Black, and Chris Farley.

My Blog

Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

  If you were a Kit Kat bar, I'd break you off all night long. If your body was a late night baseball game, I'd wanna throw my fast balls in you all night. If your left leg was Christmas and...
Posted by heyday on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 04:22:00 PST

Dave's Classically Lame Jokes Pt. 1

Why can't ghosts have baby's? Cause they have a halloweeny. What do you call a blind date with a brunette? Brown bagging it. Whats black on the inside, white on the inside, and comes in little cans? M...
Posted by heyday on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:32:00 PST

Qoute Set Pt. 1

All our young lives, we look for some one to love, someone who makes us complete. We choose and change partners, all the while dancing to the to the tune of heartbrake and hope, wondering if somehow a...
Posted by heyday on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 04:21:00 PST