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IM SORRY!

I have made a lot of changes in my life since that whole......thing a while ago.

About Me

FIRST OFF, I am real sorry about the whole WWII thing and...well...its not ALL my fault but I learned my lesson and have been on time out for sme time now. I like cookies. And fried egg sandwiches. Sometimes I throw things out of rage but then feel really bad for it. I cried during that Angelina Jolie movie about doctors in Africa....then I started laughing uncontrollably...then I jacked off for like three hours. Wierd. Um..I havent really been using my real name since like....1945 but...I am famous. I am a pisces and I like to look at maps. I am not a big fan of bathing and I have no need for socks as my toenails are really long and sharp. My nipples are really sensitive.

My Interests

Guns that shoot lots of bullets real fast, methamphetamine, dry toast, bunker busters, Hugo Boss, long blackleather coats, uniforms that are suprisingly gay in nature, flowers, gravy boats, hairless boys, twins, tacos, clean bathrooms, sausage, pickles and anything else you can eat and kind of resembles a penis but not in a gay way at all. I like fire, plastic bags and cockrings.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet 18 year old super hot sluts who shave all body hair. That French chick Alizee is pretty hot. I used to own France for a couple years. The salad days I call it. Good times, good times. You know the vw beetle...my idea. So was Intercontinental Ballistic Missles but shit, noone gives me credit for anything anymore. Seriously, I got a ton of chicks, don't worry about it.

Music:

Iron Maiden, Yngve Malmsteen or however you spell that fags name, Scorpions, I like a little Crue from time to time. Before Vince Niel got fat. I rock the bunker to Bowie, Sloan, and other sexually nuetral leaning to gay music. Chopin and a bit of Bethoven chill me out from a hard days study over maps of Kursk and the oilfields to the south.

Movies:

Anything with unicorns.

Television:

History Channel. OH and the Military channel. Oh and Skin-a-Max.

Books:

The Bible. And Hustler.

Heroes:

Man, when your at the top of the heap..........