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No Sir, nihilsm is not practical

About Me

I am worth exactly $1,876,092.00 plus the $1,000,000.00 in free insurance
All my fruit snacks come equipped with safety tips.
My vending machine candy always tastes like bitter rage.

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My Interests

Thank You Lord
1) For this oilslick
2) For this car wreck
3) For I'm lovesick

Thank You Lord
4) For the loaded gun
5) For the bad aim
6) For I'm lonesome

Always the first one on the scene.
A pyromantic midsummer nights dream.

Music:

I like what I like. You can ask me if you want, but I don't recommend it.

Movies:

Wayne's World, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Spawn Cartoons, Sword in the Stone, Little Nemo, The Secret of Nimh, The Return to OZ, Titus.

Television:

Arrested Development. That's all I watch.

Books:

I like most of the classics. Douglas Adams is a funny, funny man... Or was.

Heroes:

Jess is my hero.
Kate Fane is my hero.
So is Mario.
But he's not real.
And that makes me a little sad.
And Andii is also my hero, forcefully.