*~my adorable nephew~* |
Here are a few pics I took of him! I love him to pieces!... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:10:00 PST |
BUD LIGHT PRESENTS:REAL MEN(OR WOMEN) OF GENIUS |
Today we salute you, Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person yo... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST |
The geography of a man and woman |
from Dave!Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade espec... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST |
You know your addicted to Myspace when: |
1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable am... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST |
jager girls!!! (PICS) |
... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST |
*~Sully~* |
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The Penis |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:* I do physical labor.* I work at great depths.* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.* I do not get weekends or holidays of... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST |
Beer vs. Vagina |
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favou... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST |
I gotta pee...lol |
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you t... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:32:00 PST |
Catholic Mothers.... |
Four catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children are:The first mother tells her friends, "My son is a priest.When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ... Posted by ♠ Ashley♠ on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST |