I want to be a dumb model! |
Has anyone been watching Vh1's new show "America's Most Smartest Model?" It's brilliant - think real-life Zoolander. The show is a mix of academic tests (like Spelling Bees) and modeling. On the previ...
Posted by Bryan on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:57:00 PST |
The Joy of Cooking with Bryan |
I may not be a professional chef (although I do like to say BAM!), but I feel that I am qualified to write a cookbook. I've only started two grease fires in my whole life and I've only imploded one la...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:22:00 PST |
What I learned from The Biggest Loser |
I was watching the new season of The Biggest Loser this week and they said that if your body is dehydrated, your metabolism is slowed way down. Therefore, if we look at this logically, if you drink a ...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:00:00 PST |
More reasons Ill soon be in an old folks home |
No, I haven't found more gray hair. And lately, I haven't wondered where my car keys are (while I'm driving). However, I did go to Valley Fair and was not able to function after being on the Tilt-a-Wh...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:01:00 PST |
Attack of the Bobbleheads! |
Please note, this story took place on the bus - not a train or airplane.
I was riding to work the other day and the girl I was sitting next too was clearly almost asleep. Her head kept rocking back a...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST |
A 4th of July Story |
Anyone who has ever seen "A Christmas Story" surely remembers the "how does a little piggy eat?" scene. Let me tell ya, folks, that works on kids who don't want to eat. I taught that to a two-year-old...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:11:00 PST |
Oops, I did it again (just like Britney Spears) |
Life lesson time. If you happen to discover that your electric hair trimmer has a guard to trip hair around your ear, just be warned that you might accidentally shave one whole side of your head. At t...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:30:00 PST |
The dark side of ice cream socials |
The building I work in had an ice cream social today featuring Izzy's ice cream (why has nobody ever told me there is such a thing as an ice cream cafe?) and it was great - except for the fact that yo...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:41:00 PST |
You play with your what in the toilet? |
Who else has seen that commercial for cleaning products that features disgusting, dirty little kids whispering their secrets about how unclean they are? I just learned that the boy who says "I play wi...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:18:00 PST |
A prediction about psychics |
It's been a little while since people of our nation have been bilked out of their money. I predict that by the end of the year, our airwaves will be cluttered with commercials for those looney psychic...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:17:00 PST |
