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Gwyneth

the best part of believe is the LIE

About Me

After I'm done crying over how much I love you, because yes, I am a giant ball of attatchment that needs ALL of your attention, I'll go and masturbate to pictures of 11 year olds giving hand jobs to smelly old Persian politicans with fat tummy's and fat cigars sticking out of their fat mouths. In my free time I make up big words that have absolutely no meaning and turn them into beaded anal bags with self lubricating material. I'm a clever one.
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My Interests

Christianity. Science. Extreme Body Modification. BINGO. Girls. The hot lesbian who works at BINGO, Lesbians... Organizations dedicated to protecting and sheltering those who have been abused analy by household items and/or farm equipment. Hairless cats, and sugerbabies. For serious yo!

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama

Music:

KMFDM, Bella Morte, Switchblade Symphony, Lolipop Lust Kill, KillSwitch Engage, Genitortures, Jack Off Jill, Mindless Self Indulgence, Razed In Black, Enigma, Placebo, Coal Chamber, NIN, Type O Negative, Zyklon, Infernal, Innflames, Flesh Exploding Zombies, Blood for Blood, Shadows Fall, 40 Below Summer, Lacuna Coil, Carcass, Mortician, Dimmu Borgir, Monstrosity, Children of Bodom, Nile, The Black Dahila, Six Feet Under, Dashboard, Taking Back Sunday, Further Seems Forever, The Emo Kids, old Jimmy Eat World (when they were still emo), Tegan and Sara, Trick Daddy, DMX, Ghetto Killa, The Ramones, The Misfits, Thrice, NOFX, Suicidal Tend., Handsome Boy Modeling School, Underoath, Sepultura, Cobalt, Flee the Seen, 86 List, Black Square, Anberline, Chimera

Movies:

Pretty Woman The Incredibles Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

Television:

Weeds, Big Love,CSI Las Vegas, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomoy, Dead Like Me, Ugly Betty and Fligh Of The Conchords.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, The Girls He Adored and the entire Harry Potter collection.

Heroes:

After my parents, our nations Service Members. Thanks for stepping up to protect our freedoms.

My Blog

stupid fucking football

So the night started out good.  My hubby and baby came home but then Aidan was being a shit so I took off to Jenn's house.  We've been planning her super bowl party for weeks now. ANYWAYS.....
Posted by Gwyneth on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:47:00 PST

Under the knife I go

Tomorrow I am having surgery. I'm a little nervous..afterall..they ARE taking a knife and cutting me up..how do I know they wont do an "opps" and gone are my insides?? Also..I'm a little worried about...
Posted by Gwyneth on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:13:00 PST

Beat this old bitch down

I really am.  I'm soo not in the mood to deal with this shit.  Ivan lost my keys this morning, so I had to take his, MINUS my fucking store key.  Then I get pulled over doing 53 in a 50...
Posted by Gwyneth on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

Aidan’s first hospital stay

So today is the third day at Wilford Hall with Aidan.  Hopefully we can take him home this afternoon.  I got a call from daycare on Thursday about 3 and "they" said that Aidan was having lo...
Posted by Gwyneth on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

Joys of life

If I use both hands...I count one.  Aidan.  He's my only joy.  Sad right?  Blah..I could give two shits about my job, my car or my house.  I'm 21 and I own a house...a fully f...
Posted by Gwyneth on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

Another baby?

Yes...yes I'd like one..hurry up...fucking a. We were in Target the other day..Ivan walked into the toddler clothes section cus Aidan has a big booty like his momma, and I started crying..why??? Becau...
Posted by Gwyneth on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

I'm being reasonable

I just wrote the longest blog ever.  I write long blogs to begin with so you know this one was infinaty pages long.  I was bitching..because thats what journals are for.  But I decided ...
Posted by Gwyneth on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

^tear^

No way..I totally had a baby like..a freakin year ago..almost.  41 days.  In 41 days he technically wont be a baby anymore...he isn't really a baby now anymore anyhow.  He's a toddler.&...
Posted by Gwyneth on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:44:00 PST

white trash piece of shit

What kind of dumbass redneck has a bill for 115 mother fucking dollers and tips 6.65???? I don't give 6 doller service your cunty mother fucker! I got pissed.  I started crying.  HOW THE FUC...
Posted by Gwyneth on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:44:00 PST

Irritating

How annoying are sluts... I was never a slut.  I used condoms when I did do it with guys..which was hardly freakin EVER. And when I slept with mah ladies I didn't sleep with the hoe bags..well..j...
Posted by Gwyneth on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:44:00 PST