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About Me

awwfxckitslaur (<3 AIM) Don't waste your time adding me if you don't know me, never have known me and don't plan on knowing me (hot chicks and celeb adds are the only ones exempt... and I'll be judge of whether you qualify). Only losers try to get 147686485930 myspace friends and I won't contribute to the idiocy. I usually only blog when I'm angry. If there's one about you - 1: you're very welcome and 2: you'll get over it. I'm honest and, apparently unlike most of the surrounding population, I meet the hardware requirements to think for myself. I'm only on myspace for friends lesbian sex parties. Only hot lesbians need apply, thank you. If I wanted a butch, I'd fuck my boyfriend. Currently, school and work take up most of my time, and the rest of it is devoted to my thieving Mustelese friend, Leif Erikson. He lures the chicks, I rub his ears - we make a good team. When I have time for it, I pwn the silly boys who think they're better than me on WoW. I sell pleasure-in-a-box to women in the form of every man's worst fears of inadequacy and I love it . New job, new coworkers, new boss(es). Lets see if I can make this work. I never compromise.

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You could never be to me what she is, so don't even try. Fortune may favor the bold, but competition favors the able. Give it up.

My Blog

You could throw me a bone.

You're the most amazingly predictable coward I've ever known; always with one eye on the nearest exit sign, ready to jump ship at the faintest sign of anything less than perfect bliss. But I was just ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 10:00:00 GMT

Twitter anyone?

I <3 Twitter.www.twitter.com/fxck^me :)Add me if you've got it.
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 04:26:00 GMT

(I'm laughing at you, shhh.)

It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. :)
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 19:05:00 GMT

And it doesn't make sense I should fall for the kingcraft of a meritless crown.

So, darling.My ever-innocent, almost-lover.Has your fickleness caught up with you yet? I stopped waiting around long ago. As frustrating as this all has been, it's served its purpose - to remind me wh...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:51:00 GMT

Darling, don't got to worry, you're locked in tight.

I had an incredible day. The sun was out and it was like 60 degrees.No, it's not Hawaii, but after all the snow (which was incredible, despite being much colder and wetter than it looks on TV) I neede...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:01:00 GMT

In case you weren’t aware.

You have me thoroughly confused at this point.And I'm unconvinced that this wasn't your plan all along.So excuse my hesitance and over-evaluation; I plan on landing on my feet this time around. It's r...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:55:00 GMT

Diffident effrontery makes you less than ignoble in my book.

Don’t smile at me. smug son of a bitch. The bad taste you left in my mouth while I was trying to enjoy my 30 minutes to eat + 5 minutes for wash-up nearly ruined my vegetable soup. And for that,...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:07:00 GMT

Oh my gosh, I cannot be bothered with this.

I say what I want. I do what I want. I wear what I want. I pierce what I want. I dress how I want. And I was lucky enough to find one person that understands. So I’m not starved for company - le...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:17:00 GMT

Just an update, no bullshit.

So. I’ve lost 40 lbs so far. It doesn’t feel like it. My whole reason for doing this was to lose the boobs, but it’s not working. I haven’t lost a single cup size, grrr. ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:53:00 GMT

I’ll never forget it.

And you stood at your door with your hands on my waist and you kissed me like you meant it. And I knew that you meant it.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:34:00 GMT