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Member Since: 15/06/2006
Band Website: http://www.marksmithbass.com
Band Members: Mark Smith
Influences: blah blah blah
Sounds Like: a carrot
Record Label: Unknown Indie
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

duty calls

And for those of us who enjoy a good online argument:
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:45:00 GMT

School

popped into my mind this morning the words of a friend at school who'd been called in to our teacher for a telling-off : "He said I was immature, so I nicked his pen..."
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:56:00 GMT

Alfred Adlers great vision

Alfred Adler, showing real insight into the human condition:'What person, if confined in a bare room with nothing but a tea-cosy, would not eventually try the tea-cosy on their head?'
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:26:00 GMT

Peter Cook

Peter Cook’s response to an invitation to have dinner with Margaret Thatcher:’I find that I am watching television that evening.’
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:42:00 GMT

Food Fight

Watch this:http://www.aldenteblog.com/2008/03/food-fight-shor.html
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Execution

Evelyn Waugh (an advocate of capital punishment) on being asked if he himself would be willing to hang people:It would be a strangely constituted country in which the novelists were expected to carry ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Last Rites

On his death bed, Voltaire was being given the last rites.Priest: Do you renounce Satan and all his works?Voltaire: Now is not the time to be making enemies...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:46:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 17:22:00 GMT