I'm Orange Julius AKA as O.J. Currently my owner is using my name and pics to open an account. I like to sleep, look out the window, fight with neighbor cats, chase birds, sit in boxes, and lick my nuts.
I'm the best thing that's ever happened to my owner. Seriously, if it weren't for me she wouldn't know how to love and be friendly. She loves me so much she cries whenever I'm hurt. You should have seen her the night I was runover by two cars. It was around 10pm and she was driving around to different vets when she finally found an emergency vet that was open. She stayed with me until 2am praying that I wouldn't die. All I had was a scratch on my head and the bill only came out to $89. This proves I'm invincible.
I am not allowed to go outside anymore because I always get in trouble. I LOVE kicking ASS!! I hate it when the neighborhood cats come into my yard especially when they want to steal my owner's loving attention away from me. Now I'm stuck in the house all day since my owner got sick of the high bills she had to pay at the vet whenever I gotten hurt from kicking ass.
Now I mostly sleep. I love sleeping on my owner's bed, especially when she's on it. I sleep on top of her. Yeah, she's my personal body pillow. Her stomach is my cozy spot.
My owner loves to gossip! You should hear the things she says when she's on the phone. Too bad I can't talk. I would blackmail her if I could, but all I know how to say is "meow".
I'm not a MySpace whore like my owner, so I only add friends who I truly care about.
HACKS!!!
OK, so this is Sueane's relative ELISA talking about the coolest cat on earth, OJ!!! x] Well, I lived with him through my kindergarten years, and once he scratched me in the face and hand. xD But that's because I was pulling his tail a lot. >:D OJ used to fight with my dog a lot!!!! ^^ I had fun watching OJ scratching the door and hissing at her. Orange Julius once gave me itchy skin before because of his fur. But now it doesn't happen anymore... Ok... Well, that's it. ^^ ♥ -Elisa Lee
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