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The Exploding Plastic Inevitable

Remember! If your head hurts, it's not the fumes...it's the size of your dreams.

About Me

Burning Plastic into Interesting Shapes since 2006
They come to feed on us...Giant Little Animals for Art.
A collection of like-minded individuals who burn the plastic into their heart's most secret desires. Oh yes!

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Little Boys & Big Girls Club Meetings

All are Welcome! 9pm EVERY THURSDAY

Where SE 49th meets Holgate

Call for Details: 503.772.3100 or message

Music:

For the Advancement of Mankind

Movies:



Television:



Books:

The Giving Tree

Heroes:

Iwigima

My Blog

The Weekly Weatherman: Eight

August 7th, Tuesday: The most likely thing to happen~ we will continue on this trend of warm yet cloudy. The most interesting thing to happen~ the democratic led congress buckles under pressure & ...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST

The 7th Weekly Weatherman

Tuesday the 31st of July: You will accidentally confuse the Intervention your friends & family have been planning for a surprise party & not liking surprises, you will end up drinking alone in...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:31:00 PST

The 6th Weekly Weatherman

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007: Maybe putting up with those periodic showers & heat wave highs will have paid off when for the rest of this week, it will be clear & under ninety. So it maybe a tit b...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:50:00 PST

The Fifth Weekly Weatherman

Tuesday, July 17th: Jesus Lord Almighty!! Anyone see that thunderstorm on Thursday?? The one I predicted?? Oh, yeah!! Go ahead & check. Now you know, I am The Weatherman. I am A Man of Weather. It...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST

The Fourth Weekly Weatherman

Tuesday, July the 10th: With record breaking temperatures, today is the perfect opportunity to take advantage of free AC. Go see a movie. Get some banking done. Take extra time grocery shopping. Visit...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST

The Third Weekly Weatherman

The 3rd Weekly Weatherman: A Meteorological Report by Matthew Weatherman   Tuesday, The Third of July: Today is a day, like many other days. It exists only in our collective consciousness because...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:37:00 PST

2nd Weekly WeatherReport with Matt Weatherman, your weatherman

REPORT for June26- July2                      Tuesday the 26th of June: Call in sick. Get someone to cove...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:04:00 PST

First Weekly Weather Report with Matthew Weatherman

The Matthew Weatherman Weekly Weather ReportFor Portland Metro Area*Tuesday the 19th: Sunscreen & Speedos. Break out the baby oil & get those blisters on. Walgreens totally is having a SALE on...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:22:00 PST

QUARTERLY PROFITS & Expendatures

thx to everyone who made it to meetings 13, 14 & the emergency meetings... next event august eigthBROKEN RECORDS:Total Pieces ~299Total Sold ~67$ Made: $97Last Thursday: $57FOSTER ART WALK: ~$35The Me...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST

Last Thursday

      Just three of the 50 or so pieces sold yesterday. From 3pm to 10pm, we stuck it out selling our wares, carnival style, yelling at people as they walkedon by. We sol...
Posted by The Exploding Plastic Inevitable on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:35:00 PST