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[Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::.

It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for what you are not

About Me

LeS and DerliE LeS and DerliE LeS and DerliE LeS and DerliE hmm...luv to chill wit my hunni bear...a friggen wurk-A-holic..not to mention, STARBUKZ-uh-hoLic...juss knoe det im psyko..NOW LEAVE ME DE FUK ALONE..oh yeh..my friendz are awesome!! luv them!! Belly Dancing is my passion..
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--Info--
Name:: Mistress Derlie
Nicknames:: boo boo, dee, Jada and just mistress
Birthplace:: San Jo YOU KNOW!
Current Location:: Wack Sac!!
Hair Color:: black with atomic pink streaks
Eye Color:: brown
Height:: 4'11 yeh im hella short!! lol!
Weight:: varies from 96-110 lbs.
Tatoos?:: not yet ;)
Piercings?:: ear lobes, nose, tongue and soon to be down there. ;)
Overused Phrase:: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
--Your--
Bedtime:: sleep? what sleep? lol!
Best Physical Feature:: you guys be the judge of that..lol! iv'e been told legs, eyes and lips.
Most Embarassing Moment:: ummm.....my car sounding like an endless burnout on the way home from Arden to w. sac
Most Missed Memory:: when i still have my innocence
First Thought When You Wake Up:: DO i have to get up?? 10 more minutes please..*snores*
Weakness:: my neck being kissed..lol!
Best Friends:: a whole lot of em and i love all of em!
Goal For The Year:: to get my queen christina done!
Greatest Fears:: not being able to graduate college.
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: pepsi!!!!!!!!! lol!
McDonalds or Burger King...: mcdonalds for chicken mcnuggets and burger king for their whoppers.
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Chocolate of course!!
Water or Milk...: oh uh...lol!! Agua!
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: COFFEE!! no contest on that one! lol!
Hugs or Kisses...: i love both!!
Cats or Dogs...: cats!!!!! i want a siamese cat!
Summer or Winter...: winter..i hate the heat..i want to be able to cover myself..NO CLEAVAGE FOR YOU!! LOL!!
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: SCARY MOVIES!! no contest on that one either!
Love or Money...: you gotta have both..without money, arguments start to occur and causes problems.
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: HAHAH!! my first thought was weed.lol!! i choose edible green grapes..lol
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: wow..every possible eye color
Perferred Hair Color:: i love my men bald
Short Hair or Long Hair...: n/a
Perferred Height:: taller than me..im already short, i dont want my man to be any shorter. lol!
Perferred Weight:: that weighs more than me..lol!
Looks or Personality...: you gotta have both to meet MY requirments..lol!
Hot or Cute...: both lol!
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: oh man..you gotta have some guns in ya..so muscular is my preference..
--Favs--
Number:: 09!!
Food:: all kinds!! 'cept onions..lol!
Type of Music:: mostly heavy metal..and other types as well.
Candy:: VERO MANGO LOLLIPOPS!!
Color:: black and hot pink!
Animal:: Siberian Tiger
Drink:: Starbucks!!
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: toned ass!! *SMACK*
Movie:: SAW I, II, and III
Past Time:: i dont like dwellin on the past.
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: yesh!!
Smoked?: yup
Been Beaten Up?: not yet..lol!
Bullied Someone?: countless times! lol!
Skinny Dipped?: not yet..lol!
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: no.
Toliet Papered Someones House?: haven't yet but i want to do that..lol!
Played Poker W/ Money?: yep!! lol!! with Doan and them way back at sophomore year!
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: yeh with a 2 piece suit under cuz i was shy of my body..lol!
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: i think so.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: yes i have lol!
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yeh..many times...im shy.
Went Camping?: yup!!
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: no...lol!! once again, im shy..i prefer toilets..lol!
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: ewwww..that would be molestation..lol!
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: i cant say i have. lol!
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: yea...lol!
Danced In The Rain?: YEAH!! i loved it!!
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: lol!!! yeh..it turned out to be funny in the end cuz it wasnt funny..lol!!
Been On Stage?: yep!
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: OOOH yeh..she still does now..lol..shes not too fond of me wearing fishnets, leather, spiked jewelry, and more of the sort..lol!
Been To A Nude Beach?: no not yet..lol!
Cursed In Church?: oh wow, i think i did.
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: well maybe behind my back...everyone talks shit..lol!
Burnt Yourself?: yeh!! lol!!!
Been Dumped?: just once
Dumped Someone?: almost all my ex's 'cept one.
Been In Love?: i am in love.
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: on where i work at, yes. many times...lol!!
Wanted To Be A Model?: yeh but im too fat, i have breast, and im too short. lol!!
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: the floor, yes..
Bought Lottery Tickets?: not one.
Made Out In A Car?: oh mutiple times lol!
Cried During A Movie?: YES..lol!!
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: yea, happiness.
Made Love On The Beach?: no
Shoplifted?: yes..lol!!!
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yea!! lol!!
Hung Up On Someone?: Yeh when im totally P.O'd
Yelled At Your Pet?: yeh!! lol!! STUPID KIRA!! lol!!
Gotten Seasick?: no.
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: no.
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: no. cuz i thought the person going to see me in them is hot.lol!!
Stalked Someone?: no.
Had A Stalker?: do i?
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: oh many times at work!! lol!!!
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: ohhhh..hahah..."can i order a cheeseboogart" lol!! (r is really rolled on that one lol!)
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: NEVER! I LOVE EATING COWS!!
Protested?: i remember doing that but i forgot what for. lol!
Been To An Island?: the Philippines and Hawaii.
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: yeh..lol!! that's why im fat!
Screamed In A Library?: lol!! yeh!!
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: lol yeh!
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: oh yeh! lol!! yeh im a homewrecker...lol
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: no, i love myself..
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yeh...lol!
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: the melanin on my skin prevents me from doing that..
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: yeh..SHAUN!! lol!!! in public too..lol!!!
Threw Up In School?: no.
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: yeh and i still dont know who sent it..lol!
Wore Something You Hated?: yeh..my mom made me!! lol!
Wore Something To Match Someone?: yeh...i find it lame now.
Been To A Luau?: yep...food was great!!!
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: yeh...they expect it now.
Been On TV?: yup!! Good Morning Sacramento News..modeling for Mervyn's clothes.
Been Outta The Country?: yeh
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yes...always after cheer practice and games. and it still happens now. even when im in the car..lol!
Won A Pool Game?: yes..LES SUCKS AT POOL!
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: yeh..likewise..i always have work the next day and Les is too dam drunk to drive.
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: no.
Dieted?: countless times and i falied on all those times
Had An Eating Disorder?: yea..i was anorexic..
Cheated On Your Other?: when i was with Mike.
Been Cheated On?: yeh. the ones that did got cold-hearted busted!
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no.
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: nah
Tanned Topless?: i dont tan..i'm already brown. lol!
Been Strip Searched?: no...i wouldn't mind if he was hot..love hot men in uniforms ;)
Been On A Plane?: yeh..and i hate being on it.
Been On A Cruise?: no but i want to.
Been Pantsed In Public?: hahah..no!
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yeh!! lol!!
Broke Someone's Heart?: i think i have..have i?
Sung In The Shower?: all the time..
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: yeh..i forgot what it was but it was expensive, hot and i gotta have it!
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: yeh!! lol!! im insane!! lol!
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: yeh...the boy was bright red the whole day..lol!
Been Walked In On While Showering?: thank god for curtains...
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: NO! i love the thrills!!
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: no
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: i never wnet go-carting and i plan on doing so soon.
Been In Detention?: yeh..sucks monkey balls
Feel Off A Roof?: feel? i dont know about feel..lol!
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: no.
Been In A Wreck?: yeh..just yesterday.
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: NO!
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: puck? maybe you meant "puke" but the answer is no.
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: yeh..when we were kids..
Been Shot?: no
Had A Water Gun War?: yeh!!! that was fun!! SUPER SOAKERS!! i wonder if they still have em.
Been Arrested?: nope
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: something?? more like a whole lot of things!
Country You Wanna Visit:: Japan
Way You Wanna Die:: when i feel like could nine.
Like Thunderstorms?: yeh they are cool.
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: yeh i do.
R U A Health Freak?: YUP!!!
U Think Ur Attractive?: im a sexy beast..RAWR!! lol!!
Do You Believe In Yourself?: im real. so i guess i do believe in myself..im not imaginary..lol!
Wanna Get Married?: yes and have a mafia theme.
Wanna Go To College?: i am in one.
Shower Daily?: all the friggen time!
Want Kids?: yes..i'll have 2 please.
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: lose??? when?..lol!!
Do U Hate Anyone?: i could name a few..lol!
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: maybe i should try and see if i can
Do You Think You Can Sing?: i dont know anymore...some say yes some say no..lol!!
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yeh but not salt water.
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Whatever? i never had whatever before..lol!
Can You Whistle?: yes i can.
Can You Walk In High Heels?: of course..my feet have been best friends with pumps!!
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no..i hate light.
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: oh yeh!!
Can You Multitask?: yup!!
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no. but i wish i could.
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: i currently dont own one.
Do You Spit?: yeh.
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes i can.
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: undo all the mistakes i have done.
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Paris Hilton..lol! i do. it smells good.
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: soap? i use body wash..i use magnolia blossom from Bath and Body Works.
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Chrome for guys..makes me do some crazy things
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: yeh if i dont get wrinkles. i just want to see all the technology we will come up with
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My Interests

det's an easy question...if you dont knoe...you get an "F-" for FUK YOU, i dont knoe you too bitch!!..THIS LOOKS FUNCHRIS NUNEZ IS SOO HOT!DAVE NAVARRO IS DEAD SEXYI LOVE MY SINOne Of my Idols Rachel Brice:

I'd like to meet:

psykopathz...period..no..make it a BIG fat period..and i have already met the love of my life...
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Music:

oh SHIT!! music!! ok..if you really knoe meh, den you SHUD knoe wut type of music i listen to and my fav. awesome band..::coughs:: DISTURBED::coughs:: AND..[hoping to get their barcode and the symbolic ~ S ~ on the back of my neck].....none other den the most fuken awesome band..[drum roll plz]...SLIPKNOT......yes..dey are the shit and king of all cheese..not to mention..CARRIED BY SIX AND CANNIBAL CORPSE ARE FUKEN AWESOME!!

Movies:

any les movies..[ of FUKEN course ] and all horror movies.. and of course the crow

Television:

T.V IS DE FRIGGEN DEVIL..get det right!!

Books:

books?!?!? wtf?? but i do read a lot of Edgar Allan Poe's stories and poems

Heroes:

IM UR FRIGGEN HEROINE DAMMIT!!

My Blog

Just a random rant....

there's one thing i hate and it annoys the livin shit outta me..i dont know why but it just hits that nerve..... i scroll and browse through a lot of pictures of people just for the hell of ...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:02:00 PST

for those of you who actually cares part 2.

Thanks to all of you who actually did care about me and are concerned about my condition.  Im somewhat doin fine for now but im still in the same depression state as i was before o...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST

I give up.

yeh i give up...someone please hire an assassin to kill me... NOW!!  im not doing to well for any of you who actually cares.  too much stress on my shoulders.  no, it wont go away. ...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:11:00 PST

Queen Christina!! (updated 3/8/07)

i have decided..i want a Queen Christina piercing (vertical)!!...(umm reasons are self explanatory for those who know me well)....for those of you who dont know what that is...LOOK IT UP!! dam!&n...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

Life is Magical!

im so happy!!  i dont know exactly why but wow!!  well i do got reasons...i threw away some people in my life that i dont need to bring me down and i have never been any happier!!(if you wan...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST

(inspired by Ari) 10 Things that will make me a Kick Ass person

1. Learn to fence -i've always wanted to know how to handle a sword!  "Touche"!! 2. Get a Manicure -maybe some french nails to make my nails look pretty. Becuz of all the hand washing at wor...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

Girlfriend status or what?..more like "or what"

yeh i know.  V-day was..eh... ok... if you guys are wonderin what Les got me, you can guess...hint: -nada for 21st b-day -nada II for 5th year anniversary -nada  III for x-mas -no kiss or hi...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:28:00 PST

YOU know i learn something today.....

its official....i found out from my godfather today....starting 5:01am..i found out that im part Guamanian....OH-EM-EFF-GEEE!!!  WUT DUHHHH FUUUK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!......That means you 2 AJ!!...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:59:00 PST

Noel's pad

Here's the link to Noel's house...you are welcome to steal!! lol!   view here and here's the video i promised.. enjoy: Video!...
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

i just want to be alone....

I do.. what difference does it make..im always on my own all the time.  Life is just us waiting to FUCKIN die.  I go to work, then home, sleep, get up, work, home..blah blah blah.....
Posted by [Your Favorite FemDom] .::Mistress Derlie::. on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST