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About Me


Random musings...
I'm just like a child. I always want, I rarely need, but I never get.
I can't claim to be "down to earth" because it isn't true. I'm a dreamer. I dream. I dream about my future. My possibilities. I dream about the intangible. My head is in the clouds and my mind is always focused on what could be and what could have been instead of what is. Not to say I'm incapable of being serious, mature, and practical, but the world always looks better from up in the clouds rather than down on earth.
The happiness of life... I couldn't say it any better than this:
"The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions -- the little soon forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment, and the countless infinitesimals of pleasure and genial feeling" -Samual Tayler Coleridge
I think we should all run around naked. If you have to wear something, let it be invisible undies. Is there anything wrong with that? Wear clothes when you're cold, but in Cali, when is it ever? It's way we came into this world, maybe it's the way we should live and die.
There's so much more to me than a page on myspace. I am not just a compilation of my blogs. I am not all my silly, goofy pictures. I am not how many myspace friends I have. Meet me. Know me. Love me. Hate me. Actually, don't hate, just smother me in love and affection.
I love, LOVE, love meeting new people. The world seems to get smaller, and I feel more important...
Are there times that you've felt like little more than a speck on the earth?
Ever since a certain event (which will remain mysterious and unspoken) in my life occurred, I feel as if I've been slowly rediscovering the world. It's almost as if I were dropped onto a foreign planet and left in complete shock and awe at the exceptional beauty of the life on this planet. The aromas... the textures... nature!! Crime, grumps, pollution, all of the cancers on this Earth... fuck em. They don't matter. All that matters is what I know to be important:
love, peace, and In&Out cheeseburgers.
The things I say are completely stupid and nuts. Up to the point where they become good quotes... that are only significant to the person I was talking to.
I want to be somewhere else. Where nothing makes any sense. Where we don't speak the language. Where we have to mime our way to our hotel or to the bathroom. Where every day there is more interesting than the last.
I have a bolt through my fucking ear. It's awesome. I want tattoos, but I can't figure out what piece of art I want to my body.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jon!
Two grams of Jon provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
You should always open Jon at least an hour before drinking him.
Jon can turn his stomach inside out.
In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Jon.
You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Jon to reach the earth's core.
Jon can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Jon.
Snow White's coffin was made of Jon!
Jon is the largest of Saturn's moons!
I am interested in - do tell me about
I am.. Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving.
But also.. Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy.
Apparently, it's because I'm a taurus.
Beware.
So, I was walking down Blossom Hill at 3 in the morning. Don't ask what I was doing. I noticed this sign looks a lot like a penis.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


My soulmate.

Let me know when you find me. I'll be the one in the shirt and pants. I'll also have hair and teeth. And shoes. I'm unique!

You. Yes you, sitting there, head resting on your hand.

My Blog

Disneyland...

Disneyland. What is there to say that hasn't already been said about Disneyland? If you've been to Disneyland and you can remember your experience, this blog is not for you. You can stop reading now.I...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:32:00 GMT

Short story, still untitled, still needs editing.

So I'm working on this short story (which keeps getting longer because I have no idea how to end it) and I've got a good bit going. I could cut it short and make it a short story and never get to the ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:49:00 GMT

When I die...

[This entry is if I die while I'm still young and everyone I know is still around.] I have bits and pieces of my funeral mapped out. I know I'm going to die sooner or later (hopefully later), so why ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Reggae Rising (part 1)

A 30 foot drop from the top of an enormous boulder into the murky river water below. And I can't swim. Most likely, I'm going to breathe in a lung full of stagnant water. But I'm going to jump off thi...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:54:00 GMT

Relax, I’m a professional.

It's been a while since I've written anything. Here's something for you guys.. If you work full time, your workplace is almost like your second home. You spend 40ish hours a week there, and your co-w...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:03:00 GMT

Alchomahal.

Alcohol is a wonderous substance. The funny thing about alcohol is it makes me a lot more open (and some people say a lot more fun). I’ll admit feelings, I’ll spill secrets, and I’ll...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Over the counter OD

Can you overdose on NyQuil, Tylenol, and coughdrops?If so, I probably could have killed myself a few times over. On the labels of all these drugs, there are dosage recommendations. You know, take two ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:12:00 GMT

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Felt up again! Praise the lord! You know it's a good night when you've been felt up. This time it was by an attractive young woman (thank you Jesus!) rather than the big black man from the earlier pos...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:10:00 GMT

Forgive and forget...

More thoughts on the subject I love to hate.Forgive and forget. Money is only so important. Cash will leave your hands as fast as it appeared in the first place. It's momentary. Ever changing. Leaving...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:22:00 GMT

Jon’s grivences...

Shit got started, but never got refined/finished. Too unmotivated to edit&Not up to my own standards... but I figured I should post something to rekindle my want to write...What could you do in the sp...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:41:00 GMT