three rules to live by: party like a rock star, spend like a movie star, and fuck like a porn star. get some...
"people seem to like me because im polite and rarely late. i like to eat ice cream and really enjoy a nice pair of slacks." im really about having a blast livin it to the fullest, balls to the wall every day bitches! dancing and having too much fun doing it. goin out and meeting new party heads, loving that ol club/ party/ bar scene ...all that and a shitload of xbox & xbox360 too...
now when it comes to the myspacing, im not the type to have those snappy one liners, all super huge with the bold lettering, on why im better than you, why i dont like you, or whatever other witty shit it is that people try to come up with. i aint here to collect pictures of dummies flauntin all about with them fake titties n fake hair in skimpy outfits type jazz, listen to bands i could give two shits about, or add to your collection of eighty hundred gazillion friends either. fyi kiddos: in the race for online popularity, youre still a loser no matter what the result. what i am about is meeting new peoples, making new friends, and expanding the party crew. so if youre a cool cat or a down chica be sure to send me a hello. and now... on with the lists, lists, everyone loves lists...
the beers:
the pride:
the obligatory survey action:
WHAT IT IS
Name: JR Richards
Birthday: 8.28.80
Birthplace: santiago chile
Current Location: bal to more
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefties make better lovers
Your Heritage: hispanic cause of panic
The Shoes You Wore Today: adio
Your Weakness: light hair n light eyes, whooee!
Your Fears: boats in the middle of nowhere
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon cheeseburger deep dish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: rockin out with my cock out
Your Most Overused Phrase: fuckin right doggie!
Thoughts First Waking Up: ...just 15 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno you tell me
Your Bedtime: whats that?
Your Most Missed Memory: all of em
Pepsi or Coke: im a coke head
McDonalds or Burger King: bk bitches
Single or Group Dates: the more the merrier
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont matter as long as theres plenty of sugar in there too
Chocolate or Vanilla: choco jacko
Cappuccino or Coffee: red bull gives you wings
Do you Smoke: fuck yeah
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH
Do you Sing: shower n car style yeah
Do you Shower Daily: love running up that water bill
Have you Been in Love: i love being in love with my lovable beloved
Do you want to go to College: going and passing are two different things
Do you want to get Married: all that and have the white pickett fence too
Do you belive in yourself: if i dont who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: ha, should be
Do you get along with your Parents: as well as neone else
Do you like Thunderstorms: the wetter the better
Do you play an Instrument: negative
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: past hour?
In the past month have you Smoked: ...past hour?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ... ...past hour?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: magic
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i am a consumer whore
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i should of
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: love it love it love it
In the past month have you been on Stage: does getting yanked off one count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: pools and oceans and hottubs, oh my!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ...hearts maybe
Ever been Drunk: i dont know if a number that large exsists
Ever been called a Tease: i try to live up to expectations
Ever been Beaten up: grrrrr...
Ever Shoplifted: five finger discount
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: the outback mate, aye
In a Beautiful Young Lady...
Favourite Eye Color: light eyes
Favourite Hair Color: light hair
Short or Long Hair: either or
Height: short or lanked out it dont really matter
Weight: in decent shape
Best Clothing Style: it dont matter prep, punk, trend, goth, thug, rave, individual
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont know if a number that large exsists
Number of CDs I own: not enuff
Number of Piercings: tres
Number of Tattoos: need more, theyre addicting aint they?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets
cool peeps ... that and the very breathtaking, very beautiful, miss miranda kerr.so why so many picture of her you ask? only cause she is silly ridiculous smokin hot and absolutely friggin amazing to look at. serious hottie time.
With friends like these, who needs enemies.
babes
bridgie digie
diggums
whori lori
p ness
mamma socks spanklin
rie
jeh freeze
cocoa bunny refund
shuga shanes
jun yaza
jeano beano
banana pealsie
scottie too hottie
weezie
sick boy
k bizzle
tosha
hanacrackass
bean
stevie
kalyndon
wolverobbie
aims
triple b
the mullet
nay
e rock
katiebelle
danni
benji
juggs
annie fannie
mel monster
apes doogie
nerdvetta
mesck
brooksie
the don
ape
killerkelly
dagley
joey c
miss miranda kerr
View All of My Friends
MUSIC IS LIFE.
HIP HOPPIN:
a+, aesop rock, alkaholiks, the argle pimps, atmosphere, atreyu, big pun, binary star, black eyed peas, benefit, black moon, black sheep, black star, boot camp clik, bob marley, born jamericans, brasco, busta rhymes, camp lo, canibus, capone n noreaga, cocco brothers, coincidence, common, consequence, company flow, the coup, cypress hill, das efx, de la soul, del tha funkee homosapien, digable planets, dilated peoples, dr. dre, dmx, eminem, eve, fabolous, fat joe, the firm, flipmode squad, fugees, the game, gang starr, ghostface, giant panda, glue, gnarles barkley, goodie mob, grave diggerz, guru, gza, helta skelta, hi tek, hyroglyphics, immortal technique, inspectah deck, jay z, jedi mind trick, jurassic 5, kanye west, killaarmy, krs one, lexicon, little brother, ludacris, lupe fiasco, masta killa, matisyahu, memphis bleek, method man, mf doom, mobb deep, mos def, m o p, nas, the notorious b i g, nujabes, obie trice, o g c, ol dirty bastard, outkast, petey pablo, the pharcyde, pharoahe monch, pharrell williams, raekwon, rah digga, rampage, redman, the roots, rza, sean paul, shyne, slic rick, smif n wessun, snoop dogg, swollen members, taleb kwali, timbaland, tribe called quest, 2pac, ugly duckling, wax & herbal t, wu tang clan, xzibit
CHILLIN SHIT:
aaliyah, al green, alicia keys, amerie, aretha franklin, ashanti, avant, b2k, bebel gilberto, brian mcknight, boys 2 men, brandy, cassie, christina aguliera, chris brown, christina milian, craig david, curtis mayfield, d angelo, dru hill, eric benet, erykah badu, flowetry, the four tops, frank sinatra, free the robots, ginuwine, hellogoodbye, jack johnson, jagged edge, jamiroquai, janet, jem, jill scott, joe, jodeci, jojo, jon b, john legend, justin timberlake, keith sweat, kelly clarkson , keyshia cole, ll cool j, mario, mary j blige, maxi preist, michael jackson, missy elliott, musiq soulchild, mya, new edition, olivia, otis redding, prince, ray charles, r kelly, rihanna, sade, sebastian, the spinners, the supremes, soulive, the temptations, toni braxton, tony benett, tyrese, usher
ROCKIN OUT:
a f i, alice in chains, alien ant farm, anberlin, atreyu, audioslave, beck, billy idol, blind mellon, boys like girls, breaking benjamin, the busters, cake, the classic crime, chevelle, coldplay, the crystal method, danzig, the darkness, dave matthews band, david bowie, default, deftones, depeche mode, dethklok, the doors, drowning pool, duran duran, earshot, elvis presley, elton john, eric clapton, evans flow, everlast, fallout boy, filter, flyleaf, foo fighters, fuel, furious love kids , garbage, g love, goldfrapp, gorillaz, gravity kills, house of pain, hoobastank, incubus, jefferson airplane, kill hannah, the killers, kmfdm, korn, laredo , led zeppelin, linkin park, lords of acid, lostprophets, madness, make shift romeo, maroon 5, massive attack, marilyn manson, mickey avalon, the mighty mighty bosstones, mindless self indulgence, mudvayne, n e r d, new radicals, nick black, nirvava, no doubt, nofx, nonpoint, oasis, operation ivy, orgy, ot3p, our lady peace, ozzy, panic! at the disco, pantera, papa roach, people in planes, a perfect circle, the pietasters, pink floyd, p o d, portishead, powerman 5000, prodigy, puddle of mudd, queens of the stone age, ra, radiohead, rage against the machine, rammstein, red hot chili peppers, reel big fish, rob zombie, shiny toy guns, silverchair, the skankaroos, skankin pickles, skatalites, slipknot, smashing pumpkins, the specials, sonic youth, stabbing westward, staind, stone temple pilots, the strokes, sublime, switchfoot, system of a down, 10 years, three days grace, 311, the toasters, tom petty, tool, van morrison, velvet revolver, the wallflowers, weezer, zwan
CLUBBIN BEATS:
jungle / drum n bass
ackshun jackson, adam f, ak 1200, akira, andy c, aphrodite, atomic babies, bad lieutenant, bad robot, baron, benny page, blame, bobby jae, breakage, calyx, catacomb, chase & status, chris echo, cls & wax, commercial suicide, commix, concord dawn, dj craze, dj dara, dj db, decoder, dj die, dieselboy, digital, doc scott, dylan, ebk, ed rush & optical, dj escape, evol intent, ewun, fabio, dj fresh, dj friction, gogo13, goldie, grandmaster roc raida, gridlok, grooverider, dj hazard, high contrast, hive, human imprint, john b, j smooth, kenny ken, klute, konflict, ltj bukem, makoto, mampi swift, marcus intalex, mesck , misanthrop, moving fusion, muramasa, nero, noisia, pendulum, phace, photek, q project, the qemists, raiden, dj rap, ram trilogy, red one, reid speed, rev e, robot death squad, robyn chaos, roni size, rregula, shimon, sub focus, shimah, shy fx, silent witness, skc, spor, dj ss, stakka & skynet, dj t1000, teebee, tech itch, total science, the upbeats, vicious circle
breakbeat, house, trance, 2 step
im sure theres a hell of alot more but thats all the cuttin and pastin i feel like doin right now
does the playboy channel count? ha! really thou: g4, science channel, history channel, national geographic channel, discovery channel, comedy central, movie channels, cartoon network (adultswim when its not running crap), vh1 (when the funny shit is on), mtv (very rarely cause almost all of their programming is trash), and cant forget...
the washington post and baltimore sun? yes.
newsweek and videogame magazines? yes.
the far side and calvin n hobbes cartoons? yes.
much else besides that? mmm... no...
condiments!