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About Me

Noemi is a Filipina living in Dubai and is wondering how the hell did she end up in that place, nevertheless she's having a great time amidst the temperamental weather she's suffering. Has no cooking skills but can wash the dishes fairly well. She's got a lot of hidden talents which (for the benefit of all mankind) must remain hidden. When drunk, she sings at the top of her lungs which would later cost her her tonsils from being removed. She's hypothetically believed to be a woman but she's got more man-genes than a woman's (flat-chest, broad shoulders and thanks to her gym trainor, she's now developing muscular arms as well) and blames ballet for it. She used to be a ballerina but gave it all up when she finally realized that she will never be as good as that girl playing the lead role of their show. She thinks older than her age as claimed by her friends but has got an attention span of a 2yr old. She cries and laughs easily, she's silent and talkative, she's lazy but suffers from ADHD from time to time - she's the word "MOODY" personified. She's unapologetically frank but a friend who will be there for you when the whole world turns its back on you. She's got a love-hate-love relationship with love and suffers from a perpetual and uncurable case of verbal diarrhea and she's got the blogs to prove it. She usually talks nonsense during her spare time at the office and is wondering right now why are you still reading her profile?

My Interests

pissing people off :D

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows the difference between "your" and "you're". Someone who's not perfect but real. Someone who's not old enough to be the grandfather of my kids. Someone who can think of something other than "sex" as a good topic of conversation on a first date. Someone who knows how to have a good time and knows as well when enough is enough. Someone who's nationality is not branded on their foreheads. Someone who's got more personality than attitude. Someone who can carry on an intelligent conversation but can be whacky too. Someone like me - not perfect though some parts are awesome. Hehehe.

Music:

can get down and dirty with RNB. rock hard with alternative/rock. be posh with classical (only the ballet scores though). be sexy and sultry with latin music (haha). wind down with jazz/blues. have a sweet dreams with bossa nova. yup! versatile.

Movies:

One of the hardest questions to answer. But anyways, I've come up with my Top Ten.1. Sound of Music 2. Enemy of the State 3. A League of Their Own 4. Donnie Brasco 5. Road to Perdition 6. Pretty Woman 7. Die Hard Series 8. Before Sunrise 9. La Vita e Bella (Life is Beautiful) 10. Tears of the Sun

Television:

FRIENDS, CSI, American Idol, Desperate Housewives, The Apprentice, Sex and the City, Grey's Anatomy

Books:

1. Primal Fear 2. Show of Evil 3. Tuesdays with Morrie 4. Runaway Jury 5. The Firm 6. Five People You Meet in Heaven 7. The Notebook 8. Ballerina 9. Little Women 10. A Time To Kill

Heroes:

Anna Pavlova

My Blog

Bucket List on a Thursday Night

on a thursday night, for the very first time - am not trying on a new dress, am not putting make up on my face, am not answering mobile calls in between asking me where the hell am i&.. a slow and pe...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:56:00 PST

The Case of the Gossip

i have always been victimized by office gossips and it usually goes in the line of "she's dating/sleeping with the big boss". i was never pissed whenever these gossips finds its way to me. in fact, i...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:57:00 PST

The Ordeal

The past few days have been such a pain for me. What started as a simple tonsillitis ended as something more serious and almost cost me my tonsils from being removed. And when you're a few thousand mi...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:55:00 PST

The Last Thing On My Mind

Thud Thud Thud Thud That was the sound of my own heart beating. So loud that I can practically hear it. Thud Thud Thud Thud Like it's going to come out of my rib cage anytime soon. The thudding start...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:54:00 PST

Chubby’s Back

Chubby is back from his vacation! Yay!!!!! So what did he get for me? A filthy filthy book. It would've been nice if it was a novel, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO&.. He has to give me a filthy filthy book. Not...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:52:00 PST

Superficial Dubai

Hi! My name is so and so, British working at this really big company in Dubai& Hi! My name is so and so, half-Indian/half-English. Hi! My name is so and so, Lebanese-Christian. Hi! My name is so and ...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:46:00 PST

Save Me

i don't know what is up with the world but i've been receiving hate mails from different people all for the same reason - that i am out to get the love of their lives. so this is just to lay down my ...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:25:00 PST

How to Fall In and Out of Love in a Matter of 30 Minutes?

Where: at the office When: the slowest time of the day - 2pm, no passengers, no phone calls, nothing Scenario: passenger walked in and sat on the couch just across my counter. shortly after darting m...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:23:00 PST

The Hulk

Title of the blog does not really relate to what am going to write here - roomates are watching the movie and i just don't think edward norton fits the character at all. or maybe am just n...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:16:00 PST

Pursuit of Happiness

For the past few how many months now, I have been abnormally obssesed about someone who doesn't seem to know that I exist. Or maybe he just doesn't give a damn about it. For only God knows how ...
Posted by Hyperchick on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:15:00 PST