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About Me

I'm the best-looking guy in the world! That's what my mom says, at least. Your mom says the same thing, but I ain't even trying to hear that bitch.

And shepherds we shall be,
for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

My Interests

Reading, playing guitar, making electronic music, listening to music, trying new beer, arguing, trying to convince people I'm smart.

I'd like to meet:

Hot bisexual bitches. No, seriously. Hot bisexual bitches with a kiddie pool and baby oil. Or maybe some strawberry-flavored massage oil, I can't decide. Does KY make any flavored massage oil? That'd probably be pretty good.

Music:

All kinds of drum 'n' bass, nuskool breaks, old school breaks, and goa trance. Also, Dead Can Dance, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, SOAD, Tool, Slipknot, The Zutons, Black Label Society, Wolfmother, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Cream, Death Cab For Cutie, Elkland, Morningwood, The Sounds, Primus, MF Doom, Jedi Mind Tricks, Portishead, Doors, Weird War, Rage Against The Machine, Zero 7, Blackalicious, Sway, I COULD GO ON FOREVER!!!

Movies:

Oh, you know, I like good movies.

Television:

Mostly science shows, but I like Weeds, Entourage, Deadwood, and Rome.

My Blog

People are stupid

Yes, I realize the title of this blog states the obvious. However, I really need to point something out. I've listed a Jazzy powered wheelchair for sale on C...
Posted by Slut Magnet [do me!] on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:29:00 PST

Sick of right/left bullshit!

I don't know anybody who is as far to the left or as far to the right on all the issues as the media and the controlling parties lead us to believe. Everyone I know is pretty much middle-of-the-...
Posted by Slut Magnet [do me!] on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

Gay marriage

A certain Republican candidate for governor here in Florida has been running a TV ad in heavy rotation in which he states "I don't want activist judges in Massachusetts defining marriage in Florida.&n...
Posted by Slut Magnet [do me!] on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:29:00 PST