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About Me

Well to start off, when i was born right as i came out of my mothers womb my arch nemesis stabbed me in the face. but being the bad ass that i am, i ripped the knife out of my head and drove it 6" into his skull. I am about 7' 10" 350 lbs of raw ownage. i like to eat school busses like twinkies, and children as an appatiser. I also like to rally the shit out of stuff, some of which include, children, school busses, ice cream trucks, old people, old peoples' homes, dogs, cats, squirrels, badgers, skunks, badger skunks, baby seals, smaller less attractive bears, people in bear suits, goats, cows, horses, penguines, whales, dolphins, schools, libraries, gays, ugly lesbians, transvestites, chinks, japps, mexis, blackies, whities... well pretty much anything.

My Interests

Well as you can tell, my interestes mostly include eating small children and rallying stuff in my rally mobile. I am also badass.

I'd like to meet:

some fine ass bitch who loves to eat children and rally shit also

Music:

The only music that is allowed to enter my ears is hard rock. No pussy shit like Third eye blind, or The white stripes.

Movies:

Pirate movies are the best, simply because pirates are badass. Other movies with badasses in them also are good, like Dirty Harry or Jackie Chan movies because believe it or not, Jackie Chan does in fact eat small babies on a regular basis.

Television:

I watch good shows. No reality TV or Friends or whatever the hell you call that bullshit. I watch shows like Family Guy and Jackass.

Books:

Books are for losers, unless they are 1000 page or more hard back books. You can fuck someone up pretty bad with a big hard book. Trust me, I've done it.

Heroes:

I am my own hero. Furthermore, I am your hero, because I own you. If that's not ok well then I guess I'm going to have to go ahead and slit your throat while you're sleeping.