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James

Hello I'm Jim

About Me

If you want to talk to me [email protected]_____________________________________ ______________________-dark hair -Brown eyes -Shy around girls -I like parties that don't involve heavy drinking -I have a twisted sence of humor, what you might cry at I'll probably piss myself laughing. -I have a great girlfriend called Katy-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ --Hiya everyone, If you don't know me I am James, Jim, Jimbo and Jimmy P, pick one. Welcome to my Myspace page, I'm a pretty normal guy, average build,not to shabby, and quite modest about my looks, I don't go fishing for compliments and I also don't write faggy poetry.I have a few close friends and people whom I call friends, but they'd probably piss on me if it meant getting them out of trouble.I don't want to seem like something I'm not, I think that MSN and myspace give people courage they don't have in the real world, that said, if you have a problem with me, come and find me. We can settle it over a cup of tea and a scone if you like, or you could try and hit me a few times, at the cost of a few teeth, and I might take pictures of you to post on facebook so grown men can fantasise about fucking your toothless mouth.But I'm a passive guy and I belong to someone called Katy, I'm her bitch, and If I don't do what she wants she might go and buy a packet of maltesers, (You won't know the relevence of this). She is a wonderful Girl and I trust her with my heart and reproductive organs.Our pastimes include sex, watching crappy 90's movies, horror films, the mighty boosh, family guy, children(mmm tasty), fat chicks, flashing her mum, chocolate and finally disabled people.We hate political correctness.________________________________________________ ___________ KATIE- My girlfriend of whom I love loads ___________________________________________________________ JOHN- This guy is fuckin hillarious, like the brother I never had, or the sister I never talk to. ___________________________________________________________ POMEROY- the Alpha Male, also one of my best mates, the man is a legend, revision is not the word for it. ___________________________________________________________ CAILIN- Friendly yank, whom I knew for 4 days, but it seemed so much more. ___________________________________________________________ EMILY- Small body, big heart, very horny. Likes to smoke, have sex and talk about fat chicks, all at once. ___________________________________________________________ LEAH- Such a nice girl for which "MCR" means something else. Always a pleasure. ___________________________________________________________ VICKY- dodges geography better than us all, A good friend. And should stop quoting Borat. ___________________________________________________________ CHRIS- dresses like an anarchist, smells like one too, but my chinese eating buddy (the food not the people) ___________________________________________________________ HOBO DAN- face like a baby, language that rivals me in pain. ___________________________________________________________ STEPH JONES- haven't heard from you in ages, but you were the best science buddy ever. ___________________________________________________________ NICKY WEBB- I have lots of respect, she walked about 50km with me and is determined. ___________________________________________________________T o those of you who I might of left out I'm sorry, please tell me so I can put ya down. I'm .. most of the time, so do stop and chat, )__________________________________________________________O h yeah And don't become obsessed with myspace, to tell ya the truth I barely check mine, mainly cause you twats never leave me any comments, yeah you know who you are.________________________________________________________ ___This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help! What kind of Angel is inside of your heart ( awesome pics)
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My Interests

Sparring Improving my body all music bar rap My Girlfriend is very interesting, she keeps me smiling day and night.

Goth


80 %

Punk


80 %

Emo Kid


60 %

Stoner


40 %

Geek / Nerd


30 %

Jock


20 %

Ghetto


20 %

Hot


20 %

Loner


0 %

Prep


0 %
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id like to bang fat chicks
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jimmy P
Birthday: 20th feb 1989
Birthplace: Weymouth
Current Location: Hill Head
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red
Height: I don't know what am I psychic
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Dorset (farmers, no not inbred)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat Boots
Your Weakness: Bullets, knives, explosives, disease.
Your Fears: Can't really think of anything
Your Perfect Pizza: Don't eat pizza, never have
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To not fail at anything
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Margaret
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I don't remember taking of my clothes"
Your Best Physical Feature: Biceps, kinda warped
Your Bedtime: about 11
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Fizzy drinks make you retarded
MacDonalds or Burger King: which one has less white trash
Single or Group Dates: I'm unattractive, and don't care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea?...Ice?, how the hell does that work?
Chocolate or Vanilla: As long as its ice cream, it could be shit flavoured
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No, wait does arson count?
Do you Swear: Three lines up
Do you Sing: Yes, but my music is more shouting
Do you Shower Daily: yes, otherwise you'd know
Have you Been in Love: Many a time, was it returned...
Do you want to go to College: I am in college
Do you want to get Married: Yep so they can't run away
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, everyone sucks apart from me
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes on something big and wet, your mum
Do you think you are Attractive: Nah not really, thank god for sugery
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, and we'll see who's laughing when your dead
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, they reflect my personnality
Do you play an Instrument: does your dads instrument count
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, might of put me in a calmer frame of mind
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, But I filled the void with eating, no I'm not fat
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes I have gone to a Shopping centre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: We don't have those here, rub it in bitch
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Cold fish, thats like licking the elderly, right?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No I would never go down on another man
In the past month have you been Dumped: on in a weird german film?: can't say I have
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In britain?, my dick would fall off its that cold!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, I aint no chav
Ever been Drunk: around my friends? that would be a mistake
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No, townies are weaklings
Ever Shoplifted: The things I would steal would be to big
How do you want to Die: Instantly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: When I grow up! I'm probably taller than you
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green, or bye
Favourite Hair Color: I like red, but Also brunettes
Short or Long Hair: Whereabouts?
Height: A bit smaller than me, not pomeroy height.
Weight: Not too heavy
Best Clothing Style: Alternative/ underground
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't touch that shit
Number of CDs I own: Loads
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: non
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Writing this

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Music:

Papa Roach Dragonforce dobrzanska-redrup System Of A Down Cradle Of Filth Bullet for my valentine LostProphets Sepultura Metallica (I'm not gonna lie, I like a few of their songs) Slayer bands in the unholy alliance Disturbed Murderdolls Silverchair AC DC Dio KMFDM Seether Marilyn Manson (again only a few songs) Korn Jack off Jill Rammstein Killswitch engage Avenged sevonfold Thrice Slash Seether Slayer Venom
JAMES
Jis forJealous
Ais forArtistic
Mis forMisunderstood
Eis forExuberant
Sis forShy What Does Your Name Mean?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual || 10%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed || 10%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority || 10%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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What DBZ character are you? Your Result: Goku

all around nice guy, who always thinks of others before himself, you always have an appitite, and are rather strong. you are just too nice for your own good!


Vageta
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Broly
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Movies:

Akira, The matrix (the 1st is the best, everything went green afterwards) Equilibrium, Sleepy hollow, All Tim Burton films V for Vendetta spirited away ghost in the shellMy favourite movie of all time is called Toys
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon


100%

WereWolf


50%

Angel


34%

Faerie


33%

Dragon


33%

Mermaid


25%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Television:

Dragonball & Drgnbll Z,naruto, manga I love the tv adaption of gormenghast, hogfather and various others.
What Kind of Fighter Are You??


Samurai
You Are A Fighter To The End, You Started Young And Will Never Die. You Are Unbeatable, I Would Hate To Meet You On A Bad Day. Your Powers Will Only Grow As Will Your Strength and Maturity.
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Books:

His dark materials .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Copied from MySpace.com -- Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

Heroes:

Anyone who fights for what they loveHeroes are rarePeople I think are heroes are rarer

My Blog

What I think of generalisation

I swear if I get called that again the guilty shall know my fist in his face.  Grungers, scene kids, emos, white trash, gangstas, homosexuals, metrosexuals, goths, chavs, townies, lady boys, skat...
Posted by James on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

Death

05/04/07 My Grandfather passed away from a heart attack at 06:20am.   He will be missed greatly.   xx
Posted by James on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

IQ test

Congratulations, James!Your IQ score is 131 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Inte...
Posted by James on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

London trip

Well, London was amazing, getting up at 5:15am was not, Gosport looks alot beeter in the dark however. 2 and a half hours later arrived in London, first shock of the day; 20p for a piss! that I believ...
Posted by James on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:38:00 PST

What day were you born on

Mondays child is fair of face,Tuesdays child is full of grace,Wednesdays child is full of woe,Thursdays child has far to go,Fridays child is loving and giving,Saturdays child works hard for his living...
Posted by James on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST

Party last saturday

Well, that was fun, I mean we needed more to drink, ok maybe not you Raymond who had a problem controling THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE! Thanks Emily, John and Ray, it was legendary, lets get physical somet...
Posted by James on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

7 Mottos to live by

Here are my Seven mottos on which my life is based 1. never look back on the past with regret, always look to the future with hope. 2. anger and hate are powerful but when fused with love they are uns...
Posted by James on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

What Have we done?

hello there friends Wow only two days left of 2006, and hasn't it gone by so quickly? No? what makes you say that? Ah I see, well there wasn't anything anyone could do about that. Even Christmas only ...
Posted by James on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:29:00 PST