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Moose

Dogs are happy because we can lick more places on ourselves

About Me

Hi. My name is Moose. I am two years old (I had to lie about my age to get a profile..) but have the experience of a 14 year-old. I rock pretty hard and make no bones about it. I enjoy long walks, peeing on stuff that make my room-mates angry, eating an occasional turd. I am really here because of how much I love my main bitch. I want to world to know it. Her name is Balls and she will always be in my top 8!

My Interests

Balls

I'd like to meet:

After meeting Balls, I really don't need to meet anyone else. She is my loving muffin sex pillow and I won't give her up. Of course, I wouldn't mind peeing on Ian McShane's foot. He's pretty cool.

Music:

I hate finger cymbals. Mom plays those fucking things while dancing around like a damned idiot!

Movies:

Disney's Incredible Journey, Jaws, and What the Bleep do We Know?

Television:

Deadwood, Heroes, Lost, Surface, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Ultimate Fighter, Blade, Myth Busters.
I don't know, I really don't watch much tv...

Books:

You're kidding...

Heroes:

That's obvious. Cujo.

My Blog

Pissed

Yesterday didn't go as well as I was expecting. It was a 80's party! It should have been a blast, right? Well, around 4:00 the other dogs and I get shoved outside. Well that's fine but we were not ...
Posted by Moose on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST

Balls Balls Balls

Well, as I play with an old ball that I found in the back yard, it makes me think of my beloved Balls. No, not the ones that I barely had a chance to get to know before they were hacked off, but my d...
Posted by Moose on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST

What to do...

Good morning everyone! Something disturbing happened to me this morning. When one of my roommates (mommie) let me out of my bedroom (dog crate) I noticed that my familiar scent was not on all of the...
Posted by Moose on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:58:00 PST

My Saturday

Well, today my people roommates went out so I had to keep control of the house while they were out. In this situation, as you all know, one has to let the other dogs know who is in charge. Luckily I...
Posted by Moose on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 05:40:00 PST

Balls

I am a bit worried. Balls and I used to hang out quite a bit but...I just don't see her as much as I used to. I'm sure that she hasn't "moved on" or anything...I...don't know. Hey, what am I worrie...
Posted by Moose on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:29:00 PST