Karen

I have insomnia. I LOVE Taco Bell! I wish I had a prettier smile. I love laughing. I love to smoke. I wish I was a vegetarian ( I tried one day but I only lasted 3 hours). I hate crying. I hate being alone with my thoughts. I hate wearing make-up. I wish I was taller. I hate mushrooms. I wish I owned every book that was ever written. I watch Wife Swap. I love going to aquariums. I like college basketball. I am really shy. I want a new car. I want to live in New York City. I wish I was a chef. I love to drink wine. I want to drink with the English. I would love to have a garden. I hate going to the gym. I like wearing black. I love wearing perfume. I wish I can play the piano. I have a horrible temper. I love to travel. I hate flying. I hate math. I wish I could paint and draw. I wish my name wasn't Karen. I want to drink with the Irish. I wish I can dye my hair blond. I wish I can play poker. I wish I had a voice like Jennifer Tilly. I want to drink with the Germans. I hate country music. I want to own a monkey. I hate birds!! I hate being alone. I wish I had a slush fund. I want to drink with the Russians. I wish I had a unlimited supply of Percocets. I want to drink with the Australians. I wish I could wear pinks. I wish I didn't swear so much. I wish when I am reincarnated I come back looking like Greta Garbo. I hate vegetables. I hate being unhappy. I hate drinking water. I hate chick flicks! I am a liberal. I wish I had green eyes. I want to wear glasses. I wish there was a Santa Claus. I hate blue eyeshadow. I hate being in love. I wish I was brave enough to get a tattoo.