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Wanker Jones

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About Me

"Erkänn, en till dag som ett vrak, ett till slag i ansiktet, en till idiot framför mig ...och mitt blod kokar!"
Me, the naked-mole ratTypical individuals like me are 8–10 cm long and weigh 30–35 g. Our Queens are larger and may weigh over 50 g, the largest reaching 80 g. We are well-adapted for our underground existence. Our eyes are just narrow slits, and consequently our eyesight is poor. However, we are highly adapted to moving underground, and can move backwards as fast as we move forwards. Our large, protruding teeth are used to dig. Our lips are sealed just behind our teeth while digging to avoid filling our mouth with soil. Our legs are thin and short. We have little hair (hence the common name) and wrinkled pink or yellowish skin.


Wanker Jones är Dirkfanärhär på Helgon.net
Visited Towns 2006
Athens , Greece Nyköping , Swe Mönsterås , Swe Blomstermåla , Swe Kalmar , Swe London , GB Dhaka , Bangladesh Shanghai , China London , GB again Lay Saint Christoph (Nancy), France Stockholm, Mönsterås, Kalmar Valencia, Spain New Delhi, India Agra, India
Visited Towns 2007
Wissembourg,Besancon,Metz, France Madrid, Spain Stockholm,Mönsterås,Blomstermåla.... Helsingborg,Falkenberg,Kalmar, Sweden Hamburg, Germany Guangzhou,Changsha,Xiamen, Kunming,Hong Kong, PR China Hamburg, Germany Ronneby, Blomstermåla,Åstorp.... Kalmar, Sweden Hamburg, Germany Madrid, Spain Teheran, Iran coming up next: SWEDEN new Tattoos needed
planned for 2007
privat
Sweden hell yeah
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My Interests

guitars, festivals,WoW, partys, beer, PORN hahahaha, and seven little needles smashin..in my skin, friends and party (woooo got that already)

I'd like to meet:

Puma Swede
COOL FOLKS:

Lugnet Efter Stormen-TATTOOS
Kimpa å Fredde från Mönsteras
Robban från Kalmar
Björn från Öland
Dave from Horror Bizz
Enojado
Becce från Kalmar
David from Hannover
Cartman,Ramon,Robs,Teddy and Mirco from Dortmund
Olli and Jonna from Bergkamen
The Yellowstone Team
all the others I have forgotten

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Music:

Motörhead, Rose Tattoo, Enojado, Hypocrisy, Testament, Peter Pan Speedrock, Delirious, The Generators

Movies:

Acción Mutante, Mucha Sangre, Torrente I-III, Bad Taste, Brain Dead, Hellraiser I-III,The Movies By Russ Meyer,Ultraviolet,Equilibrium,El Dia De La Bestia

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Television:

Wicky der Vikinger, Maya und Willy, Löwenzahn

Books:

W. Moers

Heroes:

Ian Fraser Kilmister

El diablo está enojado, on this note throw away your cervicals and oil your eardrum!

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My Blog

Drinking Poetry

Not drunk is he who from the floorCan rise alone and still drink more;But drunk is he who prostrate liesWithout the power to move or rise.Thomas Love Peacock (English author)(1785-1866)...
Posted by Wanker Jones on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:44:00 PST