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Andy

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About Me

My name is AndyI'm sorta old schoolI take the hunniesTo the Mcdonald's drivethruI tell em Bitch, tonightI'm spoilin youGet whatever you wantOff dat dolla menu

My Interests

I love to cook, for myself and for others. Movies, theatre, writing, reading, playing drums.

I'd like to meet:

Mark Twain, David Milch, My Dad's Dad, any Kennedy past or present or future, Pam from the Office, Bill Maher, Amy Sedaris, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert, Keifer Sutherland, Sacha Baron Cohen...

Music:

BOMB IN THE BASEMENTwww.bombinthebasement.com

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Fight Club, THE DEPARTED, Wet Hot American Summer, The Pink Conspiracy

Television:

Deadwood, the Office, 24, Sopranos, The Colbert Report, any stand up comedy, KIDS IN THE HALL, Upright Citizens Brigade, Seinfeld, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Da Ali G Show, Entourage...

Books:

Naked by David Sedaris, the Princess Bride, Fight Club, High Fidelity, Secret Workings of the Inner Mind, Deadwood: Tales from the Blackhills,

Heroes:

Anyone who does the right thing. Some people who don't.

My Blog

Blue Steel

Girls of Myspace:        Please stop making pouty lips in every fucking picture you post.    If you need a reference for how ridiculous it looks, please consu...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

Blasts from the Past 1

This is a copy of the speech I gave at my high school's graduation. Proud moment for me, the closest I've ever come to doing stand up (cause I'm, how do you say, a puss?)   Friends, Family, Tour...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST