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mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe

id doom you to and it would be doomy

About Me

I'm the kitchen manager at Paesanos in martinsville now, woo for me. I'm still trying to put a band together which is kind of hard when you dont know to many fucking ppl with any talent. I am also a budding narcissist and a bit of a psychotic, so tell me where you live, ill come murder you. Also, i dont like many people, so that will probably include you. And oh yeah, im a giant, if you dont like it kiss my giant white ass nigga.Layout made by Kat107

My Interests

music......art.....music......writing.......music....well, you get the point

I'd like to meet:

anyone who likes tacos and making things go splodey splode

Music:

dilinger escape plan, cannibal corpse, converge, norma jean, undying, swift, the ramones, sepultura, soulfly, exhumed, six feet under, johnny cash, patsy cline, rancid, flogging molly, mxpx, static x (old stuff), the clash, madonna, the beatles, janis joplin, berry white, marvin gay, muddy waters, bb king, r.e.m, the cranberries, nile, slipknot(old stuff), david bowie, billy idol, pantera, hatebreed, some glassjaw stuff( but i hate to admit it), black flag, the misfits, the misfits with glen danzig, the henry rollins band, eric clapton, otep, walls of jericho, as i lay dying, the red chord, it dies today, the sounds of animals fighting, he is legend, evergreen terrace, goat whore, dying fetus, rick james. ;) if this list isnt long, varied, or underground enough for you, you can carry your seen/scene ass back to jersey and go pretend to be tough without me.

Movies:

Evil Dead, Evild Dead 2, Army of Darkness, anything made by George Romero, Fight Club, American History X, Fist of the North Star (the anime), Nightmare on Elm Street 1-3, Friday the 13th 1-4, Freddy vs. Jason, Return to Oz, The Wizard of Oz, South Park the movie, The City of Lost Children, Dogma, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Star Wars, From Dusk Till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, SLC Punk, and way to much more to name.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, and damn near anything resembling a cartoon. ooo ooo ooo, im a new will&grace fanatic woot.

Books:

Wizards First Rule, Silence of the Lambs, The Runelords, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Holy Bible(cuz its funny), The Koran(even funnier), The Sandman, American Gods, Biography of Malcom X, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, pretty much any fantasy you put in front of me and.......yeah, thats about it.

Heroes:

First and foremost Bruce Cambelle who is the god of the big chin B movie actors. Al Sharpton(soon to be next president of the USA), Red Sonya (come on man), Conan Obrian for being the skinniest funny white man on television today, Jesse Ventura for proving that wrestlers make good govenors, President Bush for proving the theories of decline in western civilization.

My Blog

fucking bitches

yeah, me and her are done.  period.  end of fucking story.  thank you, that is all.  now stay tuned for the gag reel.
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:02:00 PST

random shit ive been working on

~last march of the dead~   Lost I tear down the walls/ blood of fire I drink the mud/ everything turned to dust/ I hate/ I hate/ I hate/ I hate more than the sun hates god for its long life./ ti...
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST

show time at the me

well, ive been working mucho mucho hours as usual.  got to see swift last night which was just amazing as usual.  there were oodles of people (oodles being my new favorite word).  doubl...
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

holy shit

mwahahahahhahaaaa, im off for two whole days.  im gonna party like its 1889.  whiskey and women, lol.   got to see anna's baby today.  i dont like kids but that is one cute fu...
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:19:00 PST

clutch clutch clutch

    i get to go see clutch september 11.   yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me :)
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST

i dont really know where to start.....

i called my mom today to check on her like i usually do on my days off or any other time i get a chance.   we were talking as usual and then she tells me she went to the doctor yesterday because ...
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:23:00 PST

a state of extreme thought through sleep deprivation

during these trying times in my life i look inside myself and despite what i may think of myself, or what others may think, i see potential above all. my greatest fault is that i do not live up to thi...
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:40:00 PST

unemployment is not for the faint hearted....

well, im unemployed, broke, my powers off, and im probably gonna lose my house unless i can find a job, go me. arent i just a fluffy mass of wonderful feelings?? huh huh huh??? FUCKING ARENT I!!!!!...
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:13:00 PST

wow, ive finally gone off the deep end.

well, i guess here goes everything. ive been working a lot...when i say a lot i mean more than the average japanese male who works to much. im under a lot of stress because ive been trying to get th...
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:36:00 PST

its only sexy if they bleed

well lemme see.  lot has gone on since the last post.  moved back to martinsville (cries a little inside).  still single.  have a job at the dutch as a soux chef.  i work...
Posted by mIkEy YoU aSsHoLe on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:11:00 PST