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Chinado

Creepy crawly things that make you shiver.

About Me

I'll put peepee in your coke.
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Kevin Lee was
a Stubborn B Movie Star
in a past life. Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me
I am Thundercleese. I will defend my honor and the
world at any expence. Do not cross me. You will
not survive.
What member of the Brak Show are you?
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is a
Noodle-Eating Pirate Monkey
...with a Battle Rating of 7.5
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kevin
is a Giant Ant that can Leap Great Distances, is Highly Flammable and Covered in Spines, kidnaps Blonde Women, and eats Metal.
Strength: 15 Agility: 17 Intelligence: 18
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What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
Brass Knuckles
You're into fist fighting. However, you're a pimped out ghetto thug, so you strap these babies on and BAM!

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I Will Die of Natural Causes.
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Which Family Guy character are you? Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 80% Green Lantern 75% The Flash 65% Supergirl 62% Catwoman 60% Superman 60% Spider-Man 55% Hulk 55% Robin 47% Wonder Woman 47% Batman 40% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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My Interests

pencils that click from the side, music, zombies, martial arts, putting stuff in places, toys that stick to things, shuriken, drinking, reading, movies, shouting, cars, TV, laughing at you, smelling things, jokes that I like, when chests are torn apart The way that heads come off And the way that art starts to imitate life At the end of a gun At the edge of a knife

I'd like to meet:

The people that stole my car.

Music:

Darkthrone, GISM, SOB, Carbonas, IronMaiden, Destruction, BadBrains, Exodus, Kreator, Celtic Frost, Samhain/Misfits, The Spits, Terrorizer, Negative Approach, Minor Threat, Neos, Zero Boys, High on Fire, D.R.I., Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Roy Orbison, Elvis Presley, Angry Samoans, Dead Boys, Drunk Injuns

Movies:

Taxi Driver, The Exorcist, The Warriors, Clockwork Orange, Rad, Dario Argento Films, Revenge of the Nerds, Decline of Western Civilization, Porky's, Breakin', Most Police Academy Movies, Hollywood Knights, Short Circuit, Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, anything with Rodney Dangerfield(RIP), Ghostbusters, Human Tornado

Television:

Arrested Development, My Name is Earl, Adult Swim, Scrubs, History Channel, Discovery Channel, any old reruns from the 80s(A-Team, Knight Rider, Airwolf...)

Books:

Post Office, 1984, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Heroes:

Anyone who eats an insane amount of Carbohydrates. Fuck Atkins!!!

My Blog

hunger solution

One of the drawbacks in moving is the lack of food in the house.  On my way back from Jiu Jitsu today, I realized that there was nothing in the fridge and just about everything was packed away, i...
Posted by Chinado on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:02:00 PST

Hot shit

    So I have been trying to make a satisfactory palak paneer dish for a couple of months now.  In total, I have made 3 dishes.  The first 2 were mediocre, but really ended up...
Posted by Chinado on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:43:00 PST

Cyclic redundancy

If another busted, rusted, smoking heap of shit car with farty blaring bass, rattling side panels, riding on dubs cuts me off and splashes me with gutter water while I am trying to cross the street in...
Posted by Chinado on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:25:00 PST

dreaming about motorcycles

I hate it when I drool in my sleep. Especially when I am at work and I have to use my hand wrapped in my jean jacket as a pillow. I just dreamt that I was riding my motorcycle. Seems like good days...
Posted by Chinado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

killing 10 minutes

I am bored at work and need to kill 10 minutes. I think blogs are dumb, but here I go. Can't stop thinking about the shovel beating I received last weekend. The wounds will probably be visible for ...
Posted by Chinado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST