Fucking Metal |
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Posted by Mr. Alonzo on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:14:00 PST |
The History Of Feminism |
Girl 1: I always use Equal.Girl 2: Why?Girl 1: Well, I like to think of Equal as the women's lib of sweetener.Girl 2: So... What does that make Sweet'N Low? The pre-lib? Feminine mystique?Girl 1: Yeah...
Posted by Mr. Alonzo on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:46:00 PST |
I Don't Make My Jukebox Selections For The Recognition |
It's no secret that when it comes to rocking the jukebox, I'm the best. I've essentially revolutionized the practice by stringing together seemingly impossible songs, and I've done it for years. Of co...
Posted by Mr. Alonzo on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:01:00 PST |
Hating radiohead is the new trucker hat. |
i overheard this while drunk.
hilare cause it's true.
Posted by Mr. Alonzo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
