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Morgan

Citric Savage

About Me

%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A Well....let's see, I'm almost 3 years old. I live in California, and I like to eat, sleep, shit, scratch people, meow, fight with my sister Paris, puke on the carpet, eat treats, sit in my dad's chair, and occasionally when crap sticks to my ass I like to rub it on the carpet.

My Interests

Relaxing.

I'd like to meet:

That hoe from the Sheba commercials, I'd like to tap that.

Music:

Metal Fuckin Metal

Movies:

Well let me just say, fuck Garfield, but I do like The Aristocats, Fieval Goes West, Homeword Bound, and All Tit Fucking Vol. 8

Television:

Animal Planet, stuff like that, but I'm afraid of Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Books:

The Cat in The Hat.

Heroes:

Citric Fuckin Savage