John

Hey, Where You Going? Please Read My Bio, Please.

About Me

Like to hang, love to eat anything that turns my hands orange, creeped out by men with really long finger nails and pony tails, am sad that telephone booths are becomming a thing of the past, love to go commando.

My Interests

Music, sports, big rigs, little people, tank tops, farting in the tub.

I'd like to meet:

Someone just like me, but a woman.

Music:

Radiohead, Beck, NIN, PJ Harvey, Wilco, Flaming Lips, Cibo Matto, Bob Dylan, Beastie Boys, Jeff Buckley, Luscious Jackson.

Movies:

Memento, Spinal Tap, Best In Show

Television:

It's mostly ass.

Books:

What???