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narf.

Had we but world enough, and time, this coyness/Lady/were no crime.

About Me

My name is Jenna. I love to row. I love to write. I think rockclimbing and reading are fun. I'm afraid of balloons, toothpicks, and automatic hand dryers. I like cats more than dogs. Working out makes me happy, so does the beach and being with my friends. Oh yeah... and, I love you.

My Interests

Crew, rockclimbing, makeup (putting it on but I hate wearing it), loud music,bellydancing, dying hair, movies, concerts, the sound an ambulance makes when it gets really close, wave pools, dairy queen, falling on my ass, purple mascara, MAC, strokin', PEARLS, mermaids, sunrise,driving, SPANDEX, Klinge Together, spleeeeeeeen!, Sophie-Mogo, big waves, stars, my fake toenail, pierogis, vikings, being a spy with Garet, Je parle francais, port, starboard, ergs suck ass, writing&literature, Nip/Tuck, swingers on swingsets dressing up

I'd like to meet:

more people like the ones in the WV8 e

Music:

You could see me reaching So why couldn't you have met me half way? You could see me bleeding And you would not put pressure on the wound.You only think about yourself... You only think about yourself... You better bend before I go on the first train to Mexico.You could see me breathing And you still kept your hand over my mouth. You could feel me seething But you just turned your nose up in the air.You only think about yourself... You only think about yourself... You better bend before I go on the first train to Mexico.I like everything!

Movies:

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Create yours at BlingyBlob.com!

Television:

Nip/Tuck.

Books:

The Lovely Bones. Wasteland. Leaving Bobby James or How I Found My Self-Esteem. A Million Little Pieces. The Great Gatsby. Angela's Ashes. Flowers In The Attic. Memoirs Of A Geisha. Valley Of the Dolls.

Heroes:

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My Blog

A few reasons why you should date a crew girl/top 10 reasons why rowing is better than sexxx

Top 15 reasons to date a crew girl... 15. She likes getting wet. 14. She can back it in. 13. She's good at "head races" 12. She's ready to go in 30 seconds or less. 11. She can keep it quiet unde...
Posted by narf. on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:55:00 PST

YOU'RE the only one who ever really knew me at all.

My name? Who is the love of my life?Where did we meet?Take a stab at my middle name?How long have you known me?When is the last time that we saw each other?Do I smoke?Do I drink?beer or liquor?When is...
Posted by narf. on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST