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David

Slow, Stupid and Hungry

About Me

I got on myspace to find all the nudity people were talking about, but I was too late. They edited it all out.I have a daughter named Madilyn. She will be four in November 2006. She inherited my big ears. She is my life.I have a girlfriend of 6 1/2 years, Danna,who won't let me put any pictures of her on this page.I graduated from Camden County High School in 1997. I drank more than you could possibly fathom. I've been a bagboy, a cook, worked in a freezer, an apprentice tattoo artist, a plumber, and worked maintenance. I used to have an afro and I lost various objects in it, some of it illegal. I've lived in Georgia most of my life. It's fuckin hot as hell here.

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My Interests

my girlfriend since Jan '00, my daughter, tattoos, music, movies, annoying the hell out of people, coffee, peanut butter cups, diet root beer

Music:

Anti-Cimex, Asshole Parade, Ass, Assuck, Antiseen, Agents of Satan, Anal Mucus, Avail, A.P.A., A.O.S., Accion Mutante, Adrenaline O.D., Acrid, Anarchus, Ancient Chinese Secret, Anti Flag, Against Me, Apartment 213, Antischism, Anthem 88, Articles of Faith, Artimus Pyle, Bastard, Bathtub Shitter, Burn Your Bridges, Black Flag, Brody's Militia, Black Market Baby, Black Market Fetus, Bongzilla, Briefs, Bomb Squadron, Brainoil, Blitz, Blatz, Born/Dead, Bad Posture, Beginning of the End, Billy Reese Peters, Boils, Born Against, Bl'ast, Bruce Banner, Birdflesh, Black Dahlia Murder, Bloodred Bacteria, Botch, Buzzoven, Bananas, Crimpshrine, Crucial Unit, Combat Wounded Veteran, Christ on Parade, Cripple Bastards, Clash, Converge, Coalesce, Crude SS, Choking Victim,Circle Jerks, Crass, Chiefs, Capitalist Casualties, Cluster Bomb Unit, Charles Bronson, Chuck Ragan, Crossed Out, Crow, Confuse, Cockney Rejects, Cock Sparrer, Crime, Corrupted, Criminals, Catheter, Draft, Dwarves, Dead Kennedys, Dataclast, Daybreak, Driller Killer, Dudoos, Discharge, Disclose, Dukes of Hillsborough, Das Oath, Deadfall, DFA, DRI, Discordance Axis, DS-13, Deadfood, Dystopia, Doom, Dahmer, Embrace, East West Blast Test, Excel, First Wave, FYP, Filth, Freeze, Failure Face, Fuckboyz, Flooging Molly, Fuck on the Beach, Flipper, Flash Gordon, Fear of God, Fifteen, FOD, Fugazi, Faith, Grabass Charlestons, Godstomper, GNP, Grief, Gr'ups, Gauze, Grimple, G.I.S.M., Grumpies, Gasp, Government Issue, Ghoul, Hit Me Back, Hot Water Music, Hellnation, Hellshock, Haymaker, Hatred Surge, Hummingbird of Death, Hudson Falcons, Hirax, He Who Corrupts, Hickey, Heresy, Holy Mountian, Human Waste, Iron Butter, Iron Cross, Iron Lung, Integrity, I Hate Myself, Insect Warfare, I Accuse, Infest, Insult, Icons of Filth, Jag Offs, Kill Your Idols, Knucklescraper, Kylesa, Kurupted Peseant Farmerz, Killed in Action, Looking for an Answer, Lana Dagales, Limp Wrist, Los Crudos, Lack of Interest, Logical Nonsense, Lipcream, lower Class Brats, Larm, Left for Dead, Leftover Crack, Locust, Limecell, Lifes Halt, Massgrav, Man is the Bastard, Monster X, Merda, Mukeka Di Rato, Murde Suicide Pact, Municipal Waste, Magrudergrind, MDC, Mind of Asian, Minutemen, Melt Banana, Machine Gun Romantics, Minor Threat, Misery, Misfits, Mob 47, Noothgrush, Nausea, No Less, Niblick Henbane, Noisear, Neanderthal, Negative Approach, Necros, 9 Shocks Terror, N.O.T.A., Nasum, Oi Polloi, One Eye Open, Op Ivy, Orchid, Otophobia, Population Reduction, Partisans, Plutocracy, Poser Disposer, Pretty Little Flower, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Power of Idea, Palatka, Phobia, Parade of the Lifeless, Pogues, Queers, Quill, Rorshach, Reason of Insanity, Race Against Time, Rot, Rotten Sound, Radon, Reagan Youth, Reversal of Man, Real Reggae, Reagan SS, Rattus, Red Chord, Raw Power, Regurgitate, Rise Above, Spazz, Stikky, Scholastic Deth, Strung Up, Stressface, Screamers, Second Opinion, Sloppy Seconds, Siege, Schlong, Subhumans, Septic Death, Sore Throat, Sylvester Staline, Scream, Slight Slappers, Short Hate Temper, Sanity's Dawn, Scared of Chaka, Selfhate, Sick of it All, Superchinchillarescuemission, They Live, Toys That Kill, Templars, Tommy and the Terrors, Tim Version, Tired From Now On, Unholy Grave, Vitamin X, Voetsek, Verbal Abuse, Void, Vulgar Pigeons, Wadge, Wasted Youth, What Happens, Next, Wretched Ones, Your Mother, Yacopsae

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Naked Gun, Army of Darkness, Monty Python, The Big Lebowski, Billy Madison, Trainspotting, Clockwork Orange, Hitchickers Guide to the Galaxy, Jurassic Park Trilogy, Star Wars, Cabin Boy, Alien, Old School, Super Troopers, Jaws, Harry Potter, Kingpin, porn, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw, Fear and Loathing, Freaked, Undead, Seven, The Professional, Evolution

Television:

the simpsons, scrubs, miami ink, csi, columbo,i watch comedy central alot. and the rest sucks

Books:

I am reading the Zombie Survival Guide, Everyone should read it if you want to live. howard zinn, h.p. lovecraft, but i'm a real slow reader. I read alot of zines; Mrr, Short Fast and Loud, Razorcake, Slug and Lettuce, and Profane Existence.

Heroes:

i have no heroes

My Blog

Hit Your Head

When I hit my head, it is usually in some stupid fashion and the one I did the other day is one of the stupidest. I was at work and I went to sit down. I hit my head on the corner of the computer moni...
Posted by David on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

Jackass

The other day at work, I was warned if I continued to call management jackasses I would probably get fired. Now fuck me if I'm wrong but didn't someones dad or somebody die in some war just so I could...
Posted by David on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

Jay and the Skidmarks

Along time ago when I lived in Statesboro, I used to work construction.  Sometimes we used to work out of town.  We would drive to Millen and pick up some of the crew, they'd leave their per...
Posted by David on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST