mischief, mayhem, buggery, debauchery, cyberterrorism, freelance espionage, international arms smuggling, subversion of accepted moral order, miscellaneous perversion, my fledgling modeling career, staring for long hours into cathode ray tubes, casting judgement on music made by other people, and kittens. You've got to be a heartless bastard to not like kittens.
I'd like to meet:
Fellow pirates... Also, ninjas.
Someone who knows where all of the old Chinese people are going on the L at 6 in the morning.
Girls who like boys with messy hair, whiskey, and loud music.
Boys who like girls with messy hair, whiskey, and loud music.
Nihilists.
Also, anyone who can explain to me why the people in the "cool new people" box (you know the ones) rarely ever are.
my friends are hotter than yours... seriously.
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click here to see the rest, you stalker
I have, like, a bajillion comments. Most of 'em are real funny, too. You know they are because most of my friends are probably also yours. So, you want to see 'em?? Post one.
Or, to see the damn comments without posting one, click here... you pansy.
Music:
I don't want to bore you with a list of bands that I think are cool, but if I made one, it'd be really, really, really long. =P
If you must know specifics, look to the right side of this window.
Movies:
Ones where the bad guy wins and everyone dies in the end.
Television:
I don't watch TV so much as I absorb it.
I have, however, been told that I watch far too many cartoons, though I refuse to believe it.
Books:
As a member of the MTV generation, I do not have the attention span to read books. Usually I just hold them up to my forehead and try to psychically detect what they say inside. As such, I tend to judge books solely by their covers, and prefer ones that are brightly colored with very few words on them.
Heroes:
Your mom... for having such a wonderful child. She should be proud.
