Buddha, Marley, Hendrix, Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, Jesus (I bet he'd be really nice and I need more black friends), Monica Lewinsky, Jeff Bridges, the Coen Brothers, and pretty much anybody who had anything whatsoever to do with the making of the Big Lebowski, Quentin Tarantino for that matter, Jessica Alba (So hot, so very, very hot...), All of the smurfs, but especially Smurfette, Q-bert (not the DJ, but that atari character with the funny nose... he was cool), Angelina Jolie and her lovely breasts, Christina Ricci, Bill Clinton, Matt Groening, everyone who works for ADULT SWIM, Teller but definitely not Penn, Butthead but definitely not Beavis, Jennifer Lopez's ass but definitely not the vapid skank that it's attached to, Douglas Adams, Jack Kerouac, Andy Warhol, Robert Anton Wilson, Einstein (Preferably while he was under the influence of LSD, which I hear he totally did), the beatles in their cartoon form from Yellow Submarine, Albert Hoffman, Alexander Shulgin, any current or past US Drug Czar, Jon Stewart, Bill O'Reilly (I'd kick him in the nuts I think), George W., Joan of Arc, Che Guiverra, that guy who totally wouldn't let Rosa Parks keep her damn seat, Mel Brooks, William Randolf Hearst, Eddie Murphy, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, and ummm.... Orville Redenbacher.