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Random Thought Provokers
What makes you laugh?: Stupidity and other peoples' misfortune.
Who is your hero?: God.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: not even myself...bleh.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: Do I even care?
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: If i knew, I'd have matching socks.
Who do you blame for your mood today?: I blame myself, I'm actually in a good mood!
If the Internet were sex... I would: Dowload myself into the WWW.
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Been to a few funerals, sure.
What is something scientists need to invent?: A way to make shit smell good would be nice.
What should we do with stupid people?: Um, reference question one. Let them be!
Have you ever broken a bone?: Sure, but no major ones.
Do you watch local news? Why?: Gotta get that hour-behind traffic report!
What happens after you die?: Heaven.
How big is your bed? Big enough?: Can you ever have a big enough bed? There's always the floor....wink.
How long do you think you will live?: Till I die. When will I die? Don't wanna know.
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Sexy Back
Do me baby.....
So tell me, how many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsiepop?: Is the tootsie pop in a warm, moist place? If so, I'd say about 1000.
What is the best thing about hanging with yours truly?: I am brutally honest but I never gossip.
If I walked out the door tomorrow would you even care?: Are you taking any of my shit?
Why do thay say" BABy got BACK" why not baby got front?: Baby already got front........baby.
Is it true that if you build it they will come?: If you build it where the hell they can find it.
What do you do when you are so bored you can scream?: Masturbate. Then scream.
HMM, should I get married again??? HA: Cheaper to keep her.
Finish this sentance- Heather is.....: a name that rhymes with feather.
What brings sexy back anyways?: Passion.... in it's rawest, purest form. The kind of chemistry that will burn a lab to the ground.
Jabba rules- who is your favorite ugly character?: On appearance, the Elephant man. On the inside, I'd say Dracula.
Favorite vampire movie-: How ironic. I liked so many but Fright Night is a true classic.
Favorite movie killer-: the villan from The Saw.
Funniest thing I have ever done with you?: Wish you could have been there.
If you coould go back to one day in your life what day would it be: The first time I made love.
Why?: I could do it so much better from that point out.
Ist thing that pops in your head-
Red: Hot
HOT: Cold
YUM: Tasty
Hard: Cock
Start: Go
RUN: Walk
BIG: Bad
tiny: space
sparkley: Diamond
cold: water
mushy: Soup
evil: Eyes
put the lime...: in the coconut
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