Mickey Rourke as Michael - ProfilesArchive

About Me

While my IQ has been measured above 130, I still wish to rekindle my passion for life, get the hell of Utah and run for president. I have this thing about "power".. I LOVE it! Being in charge is basically what I'm all about. When everything's under my control, all is well. Timmy got the idea. There were too many rules in that house, but he knew how to mix a proper martini. Although somewhat psychopathic, I am an intimidating, savvy and smooth criminal and a true gentleman, filled with danger and charisma.

My Interests

1.) easily manipulated, long-legged, platitnum-blonde chicks working pro-bono at "rich daddy's law firm", has nice cars, dresses like Stacy Kiebler in the WWC/WWF days, but in higher heels, shorter shirts and no bra
2.) having the proper martini mixed FOR and served TO me
3.) dressing for a deliciously prepared evening dinner
4.) planning and pulling off the the perfect getaway
5.) having the finest of things life has to offer
6.) using my charm to assure the above is mine

I'd like to meet:

The Cornells:Timmy,Nora,May&Zack (a reunion)
Ed Tallent (to help me find a nice house)
Wally Bosworth (to play fugitive again)
Nancy Breyers (unfinished business)
Albert (to find out his last name)
Brenda Chandler (for payback)
OJ Simpson (for tips)
Johnnie Cochran
F. Lee Bailey
Barry Scheck
Perry Mason
Matlock
HHH

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Music:

"The Red River Valley"-whistled by Albert

Movies:

"Desperate Hours" 1990. I appreciate the remake.

Television:

The News

Books:

I read them. However, THE greatest book in history is yet to completed, but fear not. It IS in the making. How do I know? Simple! I'm writing it.

Heroes:

1.) ME
2.) MYSELF (and)
3.) I