Wifeys

About US. Alex: I'm a giant who has extremely large knockers. I knock things over with them sometimes. Guys like me for my breasts and my incredibly sarcastic personality. I'm a good combination of gorgeous and craziness. When I get drunk my voice gets an octave higher. I'm cool because I have a star tat on my ankle. My brother in law calls me starry cankles. A small few know the real me because i'm such a "jokester". I was a fat kid but then i got involved in swimming and turned into a stick. I can do the butterfly like no ones business. I'm a heartbreaker.Rachel: Hi guys, I'm Rach. I have a tinkie. I like to get naked. NAAAAKKKKEEEDDD!!! Want to get me drunk? It'll only take a beer; then I'll be crying and throwing things, but only at my best friend. Sometimes I even call her a bitch, but don't worry, I TAKE IT BACK. I've never cheated on a boyfriend and NEVER will yatta yatta yatta... wanna see me naked? You probably have. I go to UT! HOOK EM HORNS BITCH! I live in the dorm with the highest suicide rate in the country. Don't worry, I'm completely sane. I'm short but love it. I usually don't like girls. I LOVE JESUS. Jesus loves everyone...even the stupid bastards. : ) LOVE!