FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL...COLLEGE GAMEDAY...OREGON DUCKS...
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..I love being the blondie in the bunch...
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I'M ROWDY WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT...
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..BUT A SWEET LOVE NO DOUBT...
.. - Get Your Own
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..I am humored by being the center of attention, yet on the contrary, I also adore showering others with attention. I maintain a heart of gold which has sustained many scars and bruises, yet continues to love and love and love...
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..I pride myself with an equal amount of intellect...Meanwhile, continually taking care of the tangible aesthetic surfaces...
..I wish they made a pill just like this...
..Unlike most, I’m 100%...
..This is an ode to truth...
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..I miss my many friends who have left us and gone to heaven, and I cherish the others still with me so deeply...
..I love spending time with beloved son-shine Shane...he is DELICIOUS. I would die for him...100 times if necessary...he is my WORLD...such a love-love (see blogs for numerous pix of my lovey.
..He is my priority, but I manage to squeeze in some playtime.
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..I THRIVE ON shaking my ass like its sizzlin’ with my breezees...love them long timerrssss...(see blogs...once again...for pix of the lovely ladies)...till the wheel falls off...or our dogs are barkin' (well, never me because I carry comfortable back-up shoes in my trunk...just in case...no, seriously)...or the lights come on...or its time for breakfast...LOL. I love my other friends and family...AND I FUCKING LOVE GOLF. Ahhhhhh...I reallllly love 18 holes on a workday...however, I am a bonafide workaholic by nature, so I do a whole lot of that on the nights and weekends, and Shane comes before leisure...A few other things I enjoy: I love talkin' shit...music, anything that has to do with music...working out O.C.D. style all the damn time...my 2 Golden Retrievers, Kona Bella and Na'la Bear...old school pin-up girls...concert junkie...stand-up comedy junkie...laughing, lots of laughing, TONS of laughing...center of attention and star of the show...I love...FOOTBALL...COLLEGE GAMEDAYS...GO DUCKS!!!
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.....AND NFL SUNDAYS...I am super-fan no. 99...TO THE FANS OF THE WHACK-ASS RAIDERS: Can you f'ing please QUIT telling me about your Superbowl wins already??? That was 21 painstaking years ago. LIVE IN THE NOW!!!! P.S. WHY DO WE ALWAYS LET THE GOOD ONES GET AWAY? I'll miss DONNIE EDWARDS for sure...I HOPE MATT WILHELM CAN HANDLE FILLING THOSE SHOES HENCEORTH, dammit!...not to mention...I love me some FANTASY FOOTBALL, BITCHES...BRING THAT SHIT. I was victorious last season: 14-1-1 in one league and TOOK HOME FIRST PLACE, mmmm-kaaaaay; 12-3-1 in the other and came in third place. 2 more trophies in my fantasy cabinet...it reeks of glory in there... WHAT? Currently, I am in a Fantasy Golf League, which is cool but not nearly as exciting as football. I had to up my game this season to 3 fantasy football leagues. Some may call it obsessed, but...I call it my "competitive edge." IT'S ON! I vehhhdddy excite!!
I'd like to meet:
YOUR MOM...No, friends that are realists with an educated sense of humor and unsatiable love for music that can laugh with me for 6 hours straight...aka my future ex-boyfriend. I often wonder if there are any real men left out there...for my friends, of course. LOL. ROBIN WILLIAMS, he is sooooooo funny and is "on" at all times. DENNIS DIXON...he is such an amazing person and quarterback of my favorite team ever...I'm a little partial! Next, is CHRIS CHAMBERS, LT, IGOR OLSHANSKY...again, I'm a little biased of the Bolts! I also 3 my fellow Charger fans. Oh, yeah...and BILL MAHER, MY FAVORITE POLITICALLY BRILLIANT MAN...HE OOZES LIBERAL DEMOCRACY!! I would love to tell him how amazing he is. Or...Prince William of Wales...he exudes uber charm like his beloved mummy, Princess Diana...oh yeah, I AM EMPHATICALLY INTRIGUED BY CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND HER SEX APPEAL. ;' }
Music:
Every type of music under the planet. If there is one band I absolutely would die without, it is hands down the Dave Matthews Band!!!However, if I have to list the rest of them in order of favorites...my cd collection is categorized as follows: 1) Southern West Coast Rap; 2) Northern West Coast Rap; 3) Dirty South Gutta Rap; 4) East Coast Rap; 5) (ALL) Coast Rap Shady Records gets his own section (i.e. 50 Cent, Eminem); 6) R & B; 7) Alternative; 8) Rock; 9)Country; and 10) Reggae. Some of my favorites from each category: 1) 2Pac, Mickey Avalon, The Game, NWA, Snoop Dizzel, Exhibit, Ice Cube, P.O.D., Mitchy Slick, Compton's Most Wanted (geeahhh), DJ Quik; 2) Too Short, E40, Keak da Sneak; 3) Big Tymas, T.I., Lil' Wayne, Bone Thugs and Harmony (mo' murda...love me some chants), Lil' Scrappy, Young Jeezy, Rich Boy, Paul Wall, Juvenile, Birdman, Chamillionaire, 3-6 Mafia; 4) Notorius B.I.G., Jay-Z, Juelz Santana, Busta Rhymes, DJ Khaled, Tribe Called Quest, Del the Funky Homosapien, De La Soul; 5) Eminem (for life), 50 Cent, Slim Thug, Young Buck; 6) Christina Aguilera (love herrrrr), Aaliyah, Keith Sweat, New Edition, Michael Jackson, Kci and Jojo, Ready for the World (whatchu know about that??); 7) Dave Matthews Band (my all time favorite ever), The Cure, U2, The Killers, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Pixies, The Smiths, Yaz, 311, Sublime; 8) Incubus, A Perfect Circle, Ozzy Ozbourne, Def Leppard (don't hate), Elton John (yes, bitches, he IS rock and roll); 9) Tim McGraw, George Strait, Faith Hill, JoDee Messina, Dixie Chicks, Harry Connick Jr., Dwight Yoakam; and 10) Gregory Isaacs, Barrington Levy, Black Uhuru, Bingy Bunny, Junior Reid, Sister Carroll, Eek-a-Meeezeeee, Don Carlos (best reggae singer ever)...and of course my infinite love for my local bands Bredren, Kush & Jah Bloodfiyah Angels, Vegetation, Stranger, Ooklah the Moc, Tribe of Kings, et. al.You can say I am a very musically diverse biotch...music is a HUGE part of my life.
Movies:
Too many...it's really hard to choose. My favorite 2 movies of all time are Mean Girls and of course Office Space ("Hi Bob...Bob"...and who could live without the "O" face)!!!
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..Close runner-ups: Swingers ("There's going to be some beautiful babies, baby"..."You want to ask her, fine I'll ask her. Excuse me..where do all the high school girls hang out?"), BORAT!! ("I want to make entry her vagine"), Pulp Fiction, Strange Brew, The Big Lebowski (8 year olds, dude), Breakfast Club (and pretty much anything by John Hughes), The Notebook, Mystic River, Legends of the Fall, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (and pretty much anything with Jack Nicholson), The Rainmaker, Zoolander ("What is this??? A learning center for ANTS? How are they supposed to read if they can't even fit inside the building?"), True Romance, Old School, American History X, DODGEBALL...Anchorman ("I don't know how to tell you this...but I'm kind of a big deal"), GoodFellas, Romeo and Juliet, Happy Gilmore ("You can have a warm cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!!"), Heathers ("Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Veronica, do I look like Mother fucking Theresa?"), Good Will Hunting, Crash, The Basketball Diaries, Kill Bill I & II (Pussy Wagon 4 life!), The Aviator, Wedding Singer, Sixteen Candles ("No more yanky my wanky...the Donger need FOOD!"), Bill Maher's I'm Swiss (BEST 1.5 hours of stand-up comedy ever...sheer brilliance), Wedding Crashers, Ron White ("It turns out they were pulling over everybody that was drivin' on the sidewalk...and that's PROFILIN' "), Bill Maher's Be More Cynical, Mitch Hedberg's Strategic Grill Locations ("If carrots were alcohol...rabbits would be fucked up"), The Outsiders, Terms of Endearment, Dane Cook's Stand-up Retaliation ("Somebody SHIT on the coats! It appears somebody has SHIT in, on or around the general vicinity of the coats."). Where's the fucking VAN??, Just Friends ("Forgivenesssss...is more than saying sor-rrrrry.")I'll have to add more later cuz I'm running out of time!
Television:
The Best Damn Sports Show Period, SportsCenter, COLLEGE GAMEDAY on 7 different channels LOL, Inside the NFL is mandatory weekly viewing. The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Seinfeld reruns. Anything HBO programming...especially their documentaries, half-hour comedy hours, Sopranos, The Wire, Oz, Enterauge. SCRUBS, because I think Zach Braff is hotter than the 4th of July. The Contender, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia (OMG...hilarious), The Office. I also have fallen into the MTV lockdown...The Hills, Laguna Beach, The-Not-So-Real-Let's-Make-Out-And-Fuck-Everyone-World, etc. In the morning, it's BET while I get ready for work. Oh yeah, I watch a GRIP of CNN Headline News and Nancy Grace on Court TV...again, a legal eagle at heart...I eat, sleep, and breathe law. One more thing...when it comes to television and/or movies, I am emphatically ANTI-sci-fi...they are stupid on so many levels and I can't even pretend to be interested to sacrafice feelings. :)
Books:
Anything by John Grisham...maybe it's because of my profession. I don't know...A Time to Kill, The Firm, The Testament, The Rainmaker. I also liked: Prep, 102 Minutes, The Notebook, The Perfect Storm, The Nannie Diaries, The DaVinci Code, The Lost Boy, A Child Called It, Calendar Girl.
Heroes:
Your MOM, Lance Armstrong, Princess Diana of Wales, Barack Obama, Tina Fey, Bill Clinton, Sandra Day O'Connor, Rachel McAdams, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, My Parents, Robin Williams, Dave Matthews (whose writing is beyond genius), John F. Kennedy, Jr.
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