Bill

Clean cut,straight guy. Raised by strict and humorless father and Edith Bunker clone. Was grounded from First grade till Graduation Day.Went to college to get away and experiment in drugs and sex. Never got to the sex part. Twenty years of dealing with mental midget supervisors and irate customers at the Post Office has only improved my outlook on life. Actually , I've met so many people, I got a gold mine for stand up material. Add 7 years of internet dating and KABLAM --jokes. I am getting to the point in life where applause from stand up audiences seems as good as sex. (any woman out there who wants to try and prove me wrong, feel free to try!!)