identities: (the only reason i live, have salvation, and am endowed with blessings is God's grace and love, nothing more or less; thus my first identity is: believer of Jesus. and then i'm...
...Samoan/CCCAS_Petesa Uta/ASG/ASCACH/UBL/BACKSYDE/Manu'a/JUSTINgenuity/SIMS/Univer sity of Idaho Vandal_UI Art Department/SamoanaHighSchool_Shark_1999(Rest In Peace Eric Scanlan_loveUbro)/Manumalo Baptist Elementary Flame_1995/ ---------------------------------------------------------[CO NSUMPTION FIRST, NO DOUBT]:large appetite_losing the fast metabolism(daz_foul)...bensonlights...m.g.d._vailima&ste inlager...popcorn...ice cream...stove top stuffing...hot bread (papa falaoa, fresh out the oven, from any local bakery) and then put a brick of new zealand anchor butter inside the loaf, wait for the butter to melt for a few minutes and then devour with an accompanying pepsi or coke or koko-alaisa...i love snickers_peanut butter twix_reeses peanut butter cups_m&m's (preferably peanut or almond)...pretty much chocolate candy with peanut-butter and/or almonds...coffee...falai pisupo with falifu kalo (touch mine and it's war)...mom's gravy with onions on rice, fish, pisupo, sosisi-pua'a, etc,yadada [ANYWASTE]...i love humor like t-shirts that say "your mom's a hottie" or "Ea, e keke mai a ou fela?"...Samoan humor in general: like being 24 years old and still getting fuki-slammed by mom in the grocery store during which she will exclaim something like.."makua'i e fa'avalevalea kele lou alelo"...or the fact that mom can hella multitask: using one hand to drive the car, and the other to, although grappling, reach back and do damage on me and my brother (probably for fighting over a bag of chips), and during which she will yell something like:..."Soia! Shucks! fa'akalikali gei oulua pe 'a o'o i le fale, e?"...(and there's a smack in between each word of scolding)...i get mad when Samoan people say "Amaku" instead of "Avatu"...or (refer to blog) when they misunderstand the term "uso"...i love people whose vocal vibratos sound like lamb-cries ...like "baaa-a-a-a"...and they swear they sound like Beyonce or Frankie J (quit dat sheeit, it ain't funny)...i love Samoan drama kings and queens: like hypocritical and hilarious individuals who, after saying an extremely emotional and passionate prayer with tears, walk outside the house, smoke a cigarette and talk on the phone like.."b*tch, i know u didn't yadadadaya"......actually, i love the bi-polar tendencies of Samoan people like when a failele is faikakala-ing with another failele on the street (both have kids with them) and be like: "E sis, ua a mai ia pai ma lafai?..." and then in the middle of the conversation scold their kids like "Kiuga, koe ikiiki o'u kago aku vau ou fela..soia!!"...(then continue the conversation immediately after that) like "..Sis, ga a laia?"......i love Samoan scoldings like: "koe ikiiki o'u alu aku sasae-sefulu kolu ou guku"...i love it when 28-year-old Samoan women do the nose-shrivel gesture that suggests "mai se ka mea? se, 'au kaua" to toddlers holding a bag of Bongos...i like inconspicuously scoffing at dudes trynna do too much like wearing green rocawear sweatpants with a reddish orange generic fubu hoody-sweatshirt in American Samoa's mid-to-high 90-degree period of drought..hella sikaili-ing fa'akansta fa'asolo-akoa ae lae makua'i vevela lekalafeagai le la (come on now, fashion or function?...malo ai a le 'ie lavalava ma le wifebeater)...or when dudes (convinced that they got super-pimp status) go tell everybody and they mama they that slept with hella chix; hella trynna spit game at chicks while contorting the sheeit out of English-ebonix when they say something like: "so whott's gracking weef you cirl, eet wats me dat wants gat weef you...gall me, aight?", yeah like "aight" is a term that's very indicative of being fully affiliated to hip-hop and all that it entails...yeah, you can't go wrong with "aight"...i like discretely deriding (only when unprovoked otherwise laugh right in their faces) hella gagu-fa'alogo people pronounce the letter "H" as "haytch" instead of the correct form: "aytch"...this is where my brother(s) Konrad Nikolao/Setu Taase would probably (to traumatize dat ass) use a clownline like: "e, I haytch you much, yoo stoopeh"...i love secretly laughing at chee-otch ass power-puff girls who are hella guku-fa'asa'u and hella trynna do too much with fashion like: pink socks, pink rubber bands, pink shoes (All from Metro)...if you're gonna dress like that, don't be fia-kagaka leaga or fiapoko, kuz i will correct your chee-otch ass when I see u trynna roll yo stankass eyeballs at me (especially when facially, you're something like: "if looks could kill, you'd commit suicide in the mirror")..it's not that I'm condescending, it's the fact that you should know your place...and please, if u out there...to all you overconfident-somebody-lied-to-you chix, don't try to play hard to get when no one's trynna get at you...and don't....omg, please don't display a myspace profile name like: "don't u wish your girlfriend was hot like me" when no one wishes their girlfriend look like you *hinting a reality check*...again not to come off arrogant, just know your place, please... [FIRST OFF]:just don't change the channel when i'm watching ESPN, thatz beef rite there...i hate sunsets, especially sunday evenings when i'm still baffled with something that's due the next morning (which goes to show that i love doing what i do while procrastinating but tell myself over and over again, in the aftermath of a near failure, that i hate procrastinating)...i hate it when friends say that they're gonna come over to party with the homiez, and then not show up at all or show up hella late like when there's only 2 bottles left and most of the party's gone, and then they make excuses like: "oh, i had to do laundry for my great great great grandmother"..when actually their super-possessive b*tch of a girlfriend/boyfriend has them on complete lockdown...i hate it when you have just initially met me for the first time in your life, and get acquainted with me for like five minutes and then try to throw yo-mama jokes at me...hell no. kuz i will hella retaliate with better counteractions and tell you that "you don't know me like that to be saying stupid sh*t to me"...i hate people and media who don't know sh*t, yet make up sh*t to benefit themselves in one way or another, you're fortunate that somehow, patience yields forgiveness...
