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Mike

I'd rather be fishing.

About Me

Those words, the immortal words of murderer Jimmy Glass while he was sitting in the electric chair about to be executed in the great state of Louisiana, do great justice to sum up the terrible experiences of life. There are so many things in life that I just don't look forward to doing. I've always wondered why I can't just meander through life without needing to do those things. They are so uncomfortable, awkward and usually quite painful. Nobody looks forward to them, and everybody is glad when they're done. But when someone is in the middle of doing one of these things that happen so regularly in their lives, too far into it to stop, and to far from the end to see it, only one thing goes through their mind.......I'd rather be fishing.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Philip Lymer
Birthday: February 4th, 1982
Birthplace: Scarborough, Ontario
Current Location: Scarlem.....it changed since I was born...
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma
Your Weakness: motivation
Your Fears: failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Pineapple, Onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: PLaying some live shows
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ciao.....start using Aloha people, its cooler
Thoughts First Waking Up: whats for lunch
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: early morning usually....2,3,4??!?!
Your Most Missed Memory: Summer cottage with the family
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK..junior whoppers yo
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.....death by chocolate from Kawartha Dairy
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither......tea only for me
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: F$%@in right i do
Do you Sing: yeah, but I don't think very well.....
Do you Shower Daily: yeah, sometimes multiple times a day
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: I'm in University....and I want desperately to get out
Do you want to get Married: yeah someday.....
Do you belive in yourself: in certain things I do, in others not as much
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
&..39;Do you think you are Attractive:' some aspects of me are attractive yes....
Are you a Health Freak: i wish.....
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, guitar, mandolin, trombone....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahaha......I have in the past hour
In the past month have you Smoked: no....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box, only a row
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, I've only had it twice, not bad though
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, though i'd love to so much
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not this month, its a bit chilly
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope, stealing is bad......
Ever been Drunk: more times that I can remember
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: old age.....really old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: record exec
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: either is cool
Height: anything really...although I've never met a girl taller than me
Weight: less than me, greater than my guitar
Best Clothing Style: cottage wear....
Number of Drugs I have taken: *pleading the fifth"
Number of CDs I own: too numerous to mention
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: tons o' stuff
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My Interests

Making wine is every flavour imaginable. Current project: Beer Flavoured Wine.

I'd like to meet:

The person that though putting cocaine into a carbonated drink was a good idea.