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Double Fault

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About Me



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I'm bantering through my life. I wish I was Charles Bronson, and I've broken every one of my toes over a span of 10 years. For the rest of my life I want to perform autopsies, because customer service is not an issue. Im not serious, im only severely unhumorous. I'm usually solemn and I only appear to be jovial as to not end up on more medication. Fuckin' FDA. Communism looks great on paper, looks even better on video. I would take a bullet for anyone else but myself. Sometimes I wish I was autistic; that way i could be anti-social and have superpowers at the same time.

My Interests

My hobbies include catching fire, breaking mozer's thumb, dressing up as batman, self loathing, loathing in general, figuring out how to spell the infinitive form of loathing. I find genetic diseases fascinating, almost to the point of jealousy.

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet a fatal disease that couldn't kill me.

Music:

Rollercoaster of Love, BOB MARLEY and the WAILERS, Latino music e.g. Don Pablo's soundtrack, WPRB - Princeton Radio, Eyeball Skeleton, red hot chili peppers, Polaris, kings of leon, N.W.A., Blue oyster cult ,Blur, Butthole surfers, Charles Wright & the Watts, Coldplay, the cult, Dick Dale, Richard Cheese, The Clash, Cream, nirvana, Marvin Gaye, Iggy Pop, Interpol, Ozzy, The Doors, Fatboy Slim, Beastie Boys, Foo fighters, Tenacious D, Spoon, sublime, Roxy Music, Gang starr, Zeppelin(in moderation), Grandmaster flash, and Johnny Cash. I like some classical shit in the background sometimes, but i have no idea what the names are.

Movies:

Ed wood, Falling down, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock&Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Scary Movie 1 and 3, not scary movie 2 because that was gay, UHF, Johnny Dangerously, most movies by Scorsese, Ocean's 11, Crash, Snatch, MIB, apocalypse now, Naked Gun movies, Airplane, Shawshank redemption, the professional, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, A christmas story, and a lot of bad sci-fi movies.

Television:

Snow, Daily show, Colbert Report, family guy, Aqua teen, C-Span, real time w/ Bill Maher, pete & pete, Law and Order:CI, Mythbusters, Sanford and Son, Robot Chicken, Star Trek:TNG, Beyond Belief, Quantum Leap, ESPN

Books:

Anything Vonnegut, Stiff, Camus, the onion books, T.S. Eliot, Umberto Eco, Dante, Ray Bradbury, The Prince

Heroes:

panarchism, Artie, crescendos, Angel Romero, innocence, TS eliot, Macchiavelli, and withdraw

My Blog

pizza in the morning...

...pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. When pizza's on a bagel you can (finish jingle by leaving a comment). This has nothing to do with the rant I'm about to unleash on John Q. Public, but I w...
Posted by Double Fault on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

Vinegar

Buying new shoe laces can make old shoes look like old shoes with new shoe laces. It's almost like teaching an old dog semi-interesting tricks, but then having to shoot it because it has rabies. Wheth...
Posted by Double Fault on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:06:00 PST

Sanctuary

School is almost over, and I am almost happy. Just 2 weeks until i get to spend 3 months in my fucked up household. I need to leave this sphincter of a town and then...
Posted by Double Fault on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:13:00 PST

HULK SMAAAAASH

The world is alive with douche bags. My dad's friend once had a bumper sticker that said "people suck". I happen to strongly agree. The only thing that sucks more than people are pushy relig...
Posted by Double Fault on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:35:00 PST