I love to sniff my sister's butt, and get a good humping in now and then (when she lets me). I'm not too bright, but I'm cute so I can get away with it. I hate car rides, and loud noises scare me. But don't be fooled, I can be a monster when provoked! I'm also hung like a horse... not bad for a little guy like me. :D
A Pet Survey : By Floyd
1. DO YOU SNORE? sometimes... my sister snores more
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? definitely a lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? loud noises
4. DO YOU LIKE TAKING BATHS OR SHOWERS? baths... showers are noisy, and noises scare me
5. ANY SECRET TALENTS? i can wrap myself up in a blanket til i look like a burrito
6. DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? NO WAY, i hate it!
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? nope
8. ARE YOU AN ONLY PET? no, i have a sister who bullies me and won't let me hump her
9. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? not really my thang
10. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED? nope
11. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? stu-poo... because my daddy doesn't think i'm too smart
12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? last week when i had to go to the groomers
13. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? not really
14. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? dark brown/black
15. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? i am too high-maintenance to go camping
16. ARE DOGS A MANS BEST FRIEND? but of course!
17. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? prescription diet dog food (i have a sensitive stomach)
18. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? hell no!
19. FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A NICE DAY? lay out in the backyard and soak up the rays
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? my sister
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Chewie
Tap water or bottled water? filtered (Brita)
Do you always walk or are you always carried? usually walk, but I like when my mom carries me
How many pounds you weigh full grown? 8 lbs soaking wet
Do you wear clothes? yeah i'm a pimp like that
Long or short hair? short
Indoor or outdoor? indoor
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? nope i have my own bed
What's your fave color? ???
Do you chase cats or get along with them? i hate cats!
How old are you? (in people years) 35
Do you like to go swimming? hell no!!!
Are you fixed? i still have my guys, but i think mom's gonna get them chopped off soon... :(
What color are your eyes? dark brown
What color is your hair? apricot
Do you get groomed? but of course!
Are you potty trained? yes, unless i smell another dog's pee then i have to mark my territory
How much do you bark? when my mommy comes home from work
Have you ever bit anyone? i bit my mommy once when she was scolding me... boy did i pay for that...
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? i believe in any kind of mating
Do you like the bath or hate it? it's aiight
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? i'm a friendly guy
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? nope
Do you do any doggie sports?? is sleeping a sport??
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 1000000000000000
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
