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Christina Dior

I am here for Friends

About Me


Hi, I'm Christina. Unlike most of the bitches on this site, I am a real person. I'm not unapproachable or ruthlessly mean by any means, as long as you follow these:
1. my headline, don't take it seriously.
2. Use your brain when typing me a message, please limit it to actual words and letters.
3. I don't live in tokyo, stop asking me how the weather is.
4. "what's up", "hey", or any variation of "how are you" gets ignored. I litterly get 20 of these a day, this must stop. It's not hard to come up with a creative opener :]
5. Becoming obsessed is a terrible way to get a girl like me interested in you.
6. I don't pc4pc, c4c, w4w, ANYTHING. I don't even accept my own friend requests!
7. i love black people. i dislike carbon copy gangstas without personalities.
8. they're, there, their. you're, your. Please learn how to use them.
9. I WILLLLLLL NOTTTTTTT make you a sign or get naked for you or your myspace under any circumstances. Requests will be completely ignored.
10. Sure you can use me for your contest site, so long as I have to do absolutely nothing.
11. "daym gurl you fine" or "want 2 fuck?" Seriously? You can't even type out your entire words to ask me to fly all the way to your city to fuck you?
So anyways:
I'm Christina, I'm nicer than you'd think, but I'm pretty outspoken about everything.
I live my life exactly how I want to.
I'm OBSESSED with runway fashion.
I'm a veggie, 5 years and counting, for humane reasons.
I have an extreme case of OCD and would do anything to help others seek treatment.
I don't want to fight with you or provoke you to bitch at me, that's a stupid lifestyle that I refuse to live.
I'm outragously afraid of rollercoasters.
I'm naked all over the internet, your shit talking doesn't effect me at all.
I have a personal profile and a personal life, please don't stalk me.
But if you see me on the streets, come say hi :]

My Interests

.anything british
.fucking with people's minds
.sugar daddies
.hair (ask me to do yours, I need to extend my portfolio.)
.fresh friut and vegetables
.Dada art
.making messes and never cleaning them up
.wikipedia
.making stencils!
.all sorts of sea creatures that probably don't exsist
.re-uniting with old friends
.pissing on Billy Crystal's face.
.traveling

I'd like to meet:

people that think for themselves

Music:

ATTENTION SHITTY "METAL" BANDS: I WILL NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LIKE OR LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC. SUCK MY DICK.

Everything and anything (but your band.)

anything from 1977
indie
WHATEVER THE FUCK I LIKE BITCHES

Movies:

Hipster and zombie movies, mostly.

Television:

never.

Books:

who takes the time to read about the books you've read? The Hotzone.

Heroes:

Coco Chanel, Patti Botox, Jenny Lewis, Kathleen Hannah, Betsey Johnson, Kate Moss, Benjamin Franklin, Edgar Allen Poe, the Lochness monster, that's about it.

My Blog

FAQ

Q: Who does your hair? A: me myself and I! I've got a freelance buisness, shoot me a message and we'll discuss prices if you'd like me to do yours :]   Q: how do you do your hair? A: I usually do...
Posted by Christina Dior on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST