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The Big Natural

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About Me

You've gotta be willing to die for a motherfucker.

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My Interests

AC milan, aerostars, aids orgies, the afterparty, Allah, Almodóvar, AMP, arsenal, australia, awsomeness, babes, backgammon, bangbang sexytime, beach, beards, bikes, bodyboarding, books, brunch, calling bullshit, canucks, carbs, coke and whores, cooking, danish comics, determination, dominating, downs, dreams, eating really chocolatey foods, the english, engrish, europe, fez hats, films, fingerbanging, football, france, freedom, friends, full power, game plans, gin, gonzo, grip, guitar, H, helen, hikes, hockey, hotels, hobos, hoboing, india, internet, islands, jihads, kaohsiung, karaoke, kite flying, ko lanta, lady jams, laughing, livevictoria, living the dream, london, lucky, madness, magic, mail, mammals, mantras, modern art, moments of clarity, nature, naps, night, 9/11 songs, owls, pandora, the party, partying hard, persistence, perving out, photos, pizza, poems, pulling the goalie, paneer tikka masala, planes, raquet sports, reading, saunas, scandinavia, scooters, sea, seafaring, shingles, showers, shows, siesta, sing, 604, snus, snuff, spirit animals, spooning, soccer, slappers, squash, stars, swimming, sunshine, taxis, tennis, talking, team helen, tight shit, tour de france, trains, travel, tunes, 250, vans, vancouver, victoria, vitamins, vision quests, wheat beer, wildcat, wine, winning at life, winos, workouts, writing, xenophilia, zoroastrianism

I'd like to meet:

movers and shakers - ballerinas - cobrasnakes - Wades

Music:

The entire LADY JAMS catalog above all this other shit, but also, Barrington Levy, Belle & Sebastian, Broken Social Scene, Bruce Springsteen, Burning Spear, Buck 65, Buju Banton, Caetano Veloso, Charlie Parker, Common, Culture, David Bowie, Destroyer, Elvis, Frog Eyes, Georges Brassens, The Hold Steady, Hot Chip, Iggy and the Stooges, Jacques Brel, Jay-Z, J Dilla, Johnny Griffin, John Frusciante, Junior Murvin, Justice, Kanye West, Latyrx, Leonard Cohen, MIA, Manu Chao, Morrissey, Mystery Jets, Neil Young, Paul Simon, Peaches, Propagandhi, R. Kelly, Rachmaninov, Radiohead, Refused, Seu Jorge, Smog, Sonny Rollins, Strauss, Sufjan Stevens, The Stones, Subtle, The Go! Team, The Smiths, Spank Rock, The Streets, Swan Lake, The Thermals, TV on the Radio, The Weakerthans, Thelonious Monk, Velvet Underground, Tom Waits.

Movies:

I fuckin hate movies, but Hable con Ella, Breathless, Taxi Driver, Double Indemnity, Midnight Cowboy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Volver, Adaptation, Night of the Hunter, The Man with The Movie Camera, Secretary, Sunset Boulevard, Weekend, Andrei Rublev, The Pink Panther, and American Psycho are OK.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hockey Night in Canada, Jeopardy, Kenny vs Spenny

Books:

Kerouac, Kundera, Keats, Hesse, Ginsberg, Hemingway, Wordsworth, Marquez, Sterne, O'Hara, Coleridge, Snyder, Thompson, Wilde, Woodehouse.

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong. It's not cliche, he's a fucking hero.

My Blog

Top 10 Downladed Albums of 2006

I wasn't around here to downlaod for most of the year, but since i've been home i've been downlaoding at a ferocious rate. This was my favorite shit of the year - get on it! 1.  TV on the Radio -...
Posted by The Big Natural on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:09:00 PST

TREEPLANTING BOOTS FOR SALE

Like-New Caulked Treeplanting Boots FOR SALE   Bought last season but barely used due to injury Top End VIBERG Brand Boots Locally made in Victoria Steel-Toed Rubber Bottoms Leather Uppers...
Posted by The Big Natural on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST

Valentines Day.

  Hey there! I'm the resident homophobic racist down here at the Dugout. Can I sit with you? But seriously, after we got this guy all flamed up about the KKK, he gave us some homework which incl...
Posted by The Big Natural on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:38:00 PST

Okay, I totally dropped the ball.

Remember my top downloaded albums of 2005? Rell that list was made before I was able to download R. Kelly's, "Trapped in the Closet". No, I'm not fucking around, this is some serious no bullshit ...
Posted by The Big Natural on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:04:00 PST

There Could Have Been More Spelling Mistakes

That's right. Yer getting two tonight.Although the night could have easily beena wild moustache ride,it was reduced to a pesto pizza denouement.I've still got a beer in my bag though....
Posted by The Big Natural on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:32:00 PST

Ariel Sharon

Call me Nostradamus, but I'm going to say Ariel Sharon will die by 2pm Sunday. Just a hunch.
Posted by The Big Natural on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 04:03:00 PST

Top 10 Downloaded Albums of 2005

Note: The list consist of albums that were released in 2005 that I was able to download in their entirety. If you're missing any of these gems from your collection of downloaded albums, I recommend he...
Posted by The Big Natural on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:50:00 PST