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About Me

Slightly more graceful than a charging rhinocerous. After years of research I find I'm a flip-flopping back-peddler who has no clue what she wants from life, or how to go about getting it. Hanging around in my head is like a trip to a demented amusement park. Everything is funny...ESPECIALLY things that shouldn't be. And very little makes any actual sense. I am definitely odd, silly, and quite possibly the most random person I've yet met.
But enough about me...let's talk about you...I'm bored with me already.
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My Interests

Rain, Reading, Candles, Flirting, Hiking, Mountains, People Watching, Cute Socks, and playing with yarn.

I'd like to meet:

You Are Brownie Batter Ice Cream
You've been known to lick *everything* clean What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Music:

Oingo Boingo, Sarah McLachlan, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Glen Phillips, Melissa Ferrick, Jimmy Eat World, Dishwalla, Green Day, 311, Stone Sour, Slipknot, Ministry, System of a Down, GUSTER. I'll try listening to almost anything

Movies:

Kinsey, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, Dodge Ball, The Prestige, Clue, Garden State, Finding Neverland, Sense and Sensibility, Edward Scissorhands, Moulin Rouge, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. etc...

Television:

Scrubs, Bones, Lost, Heroes, and pretty much anything on the Travel Channel, The History Channel, or Discovery Health. And yes, I can watch surgeries and eat popcorn at the same time.

Books:

Fiction mostly. I read books as an escape from the monotony of day-to-day life. I also enjoy anything that teaches me things about myself I had not yet discovered. Ask me about my favorites

Heroes:

My Mom

My Blog

Have a Happy Period?

I got this in my email today, and real or not, it's pretty funny :)AN OPEN LETTER TOMR. JAMES THATCHER,BRAND MANAGER,PROCTER & GAMBLE.- - - -Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a loyal user of your Al...
Posted by Tif on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

Me? A Changeling?

I know it's hard to believe, ME, a changeling? I change my behavior to match my environmen? ME Cynical and depressed? NO! But this quiz said so, so it must be true right?What type of...
Posted by Tif on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST

Times are a changin...and so am I

You've Changed 64% in 10 YearsCompared to who you were ten years ago, you've changed a great deal.In fact, you're probably in a completely different phase of your life - and very happy about it!How Mu...
Posted by Tif on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:08:00 PST

I am delusional

That's right, I am completely incapable of accepting reality. I have so much fun in my head that I really think people should pay to take vacations in here. And I have no illusions that they'd under...
Posted by Tif on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Wow, you know how they always say that 20 minutes of exercise a day can radically improve your health? Well, I'm testing out that theory. Today I turned a few more corners in my new lease ...
Posted by Tif on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:28:00 PST

Apparently I have a thing for pirates...

So...have you ever made a comment and before you knew it it had developed it's own personality? I made some comment last week (at work) about how I think Pirates are pretty cool. In fact, I thin...
Posted by Tif on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST

Won't fill the hole inside your heart....so throw it all away

Every now and then I dust off one of the hundred or two old cd's that make up my collection of things I used to love "back in the day". Lately I've been on kind of a Toad bender...and I've got to say,...
Posted by Tif on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:53:00 PST

I'll keep singing this lie if you'll keep believing it

I don't really know what that subject has to do with this blog...I just really like that line. Eric's sick today. He's got some heinous virus with the sore throat, upset stomach, fever etc etc.&...
Posted by Tif on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:03:00 PST

I've got nothing better to do...

So I'll post a poem Ethan learned in school that always makes me smile... I made myself a snowballas perfect as can beI thought I'd keep it for a petand let it sleep with meI gave it some pajamasand a...
Posted by Tif on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:21:00 PST

Is the Death Penalty in the Bible?

Any of you who know me, know how out of character it is for me ot discuss current events...and more so the bible. But today I heard something that struck me as funny. And I not funny ...
Posted by Tif on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:09:00 PST