Kyle

My name is Kyle. Like from southpark the way cartman pronounces it, that's the way I like it. And don't you go and try to change my name, despite the fact that there are 1 billion other kyles, at least half of which go to school with me. I go to school at cabrillo because I don't really have enough ambition in life to try for anything, I rather no bother anyone and try to fit in as much as possible, lest I have to stand up for myself. Its tough trying to stay inconspicuously average.If you are ever wondering who I am on a message board or something like that, im the guy who waites til the end and types "LOL". Suits my style to not get involved, and then used a played word in order to fit in. I only own 2 pairs of pants, not kinds, 2 pairs. One is khaki and one is blue. Actually I wear them both all the time, even to sleep. When I wake up I just cycle them from inside to outside and vice versa. I am some kind of unconfirmed south east asianer, most likely the kind you can spot in the movie "apocalypse now" towards the end in the middle of the jungle. To that effect, I wear a captain's hat everywhere I go because I pilot instead of driving a car I pilot a sampan, to school, to work, into your daughters nether regions. Well maybe not that last place, cause if you have a daughter im going to call her boring and I frankly rather pinch one out looking at her myspace page than meet her in real life. I also like shooting pool, there is some kind of small satisfaction I get out of holding long sticks and poking stuff. BTW I mow lawns for a living, kind of like forest gump did, except not as well. It's a good job for me cause I just work alone and don't have to go through the hassle of interacting with real people. On that note, I used to play video games, but everyone kept getting all clingy .. and I had to stop because they were invading my personal space. I just surf the net and lurk on message boards now, posting is for pussies! Don't they know its virtual reality! If they cant communicate in real life of course they cant communicate there, duh! That's why I never say anything ever, I just make this dumb ass grin and LOLOLOLOL to myself. I also like working out with other people, but I make sure I choose people who are better than me so I don't end up looking to good. I hate competing, I rather enjoy watching from the sidelines. I ride my bike and do yoga and stuff cause im way healthy. Basically I would be a really sweet person if i ever told anyone. But that's gay. So just remember im out their lurking, trying to not get noticed, and die as mediocre. OVER AND OUT(_) CAPTAIN OF THE SAMPAN MINOR AzNtop: 0px;" border="0"